The best that I can suggest is to admit to your mistakes and let them know that you love them. Even when/if they rage at you. Tell them the truth of who their father is. Support them in meeting him if he and they want to.

SEGA made an April Fool's game (without Sonic Team), it's actually a solid game, the joke is the marketing - minor spoilesr: >!It's Amy's birthday and a murder mystery event is held on a special train, you (a newly hired employee) work with Tails to solve the mystery. The mystery is great fun to solve, but something makes it seem like this isn't just a game...!<

^ Hipsters gone wild.

Invest in yourself- gain knowledge & skills to create value for others so they'll pay for it.

Ya turns out that sickly vegans don't actually have any money.

babysitting

OI!!! Do you have a licence for that joke????

I am but I don’t see where that’s gonna get me

Specifically, a zero sum game; if they win, you lose or vice versa.

"Well, that's a relief - I was worried I'd have to buy a different brush for every type of pain I experience!"

Yes AI will teach the students in a different way the AI will probably make him look for it

> Fucking MBAs.

I was about to type this exact shit to you lol. Fucking MBAs man. I actually lose respect for someone when they tell me they have one.

Napoleon Dynamite. It's boring.

Metal as fuck

Did you know, the flags that US astronauts planted on the Moon have all been bleached by the sunlight and they've turned completely white. Now it looks like the French landed there first...

That was me and it was their rose bushes.

The vast majority of people (men and women) who go through that stage come out the other end and settle down. (I mean, if they don't, they are even LESS in a life stage appropriate for a relationship.)

Trust me, you should be well capable of finding someone not currently IN IT.

I should probably send away for a medal. /s

Wow, that's a toughie, 'cause my pimple's never last that long - they always just pop right off!

I mean look at the other comments 😂😂😂

Fyi: I moved to the burbs after almost a decade in the city. The final straw what having a bomb go off and shake my whole house in the middle of the night during the riots. Also right before lock down I got jumped on the el for no reason from which I still have unhealed injuries. So please just keep your self righteousness to yourself.

Also here’s another great example of violent felons not ‘getting decades upstate’ after pleading guilting to horrendous crimes: https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia-district-attorney-larry-krasner-us-attorney-william-mcswain-feds-charge-ak-gunman-20190228.html

My pessimistic sentiment is based in reality. Really wish I could live in your delusion though. Probably more pleasant to be that far out of reality.

Generally our economy is tuned to expect money remaining in circulation (i.e. being re-invested). Under deflation, said money stays under your bed instead since it appreciates faster than it would if you were to invest, new companies are not created, old ones cannot get loans or funding and everything generally grinds to a halt. An economy structured around stable performance probably wouldn't struggle that much with this, but that is not the economy we have.

Aldi has the best candles for like $4, might have recently raised their prices to $6 but they’re decent size and last a good while.

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