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Once you've used marijauna long enough a lot of those stereotypes about stoners kinda go out the window.

Submitted by ecanem63 t3_10rv0p3 on February 2, 2023 at 5:10 PM

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Every country uses solid colors and creative patterns on each of their flags to uniquely represent themselves. Yet for some reason, not a single country considered using a gradient.

Submitted by RaineHollow t3_10rrmyf on February 2, 2023 at 2:52 PM

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Lefties who write in arabic are the lucky minority, in opposition to right-handed people here, to not get their hand dirty while writing

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10rr18c on February 2, 2023 at 2:24 PM

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Unless you had an open fracture, you can't really be sure of the colour of your bones.

Submitted by Nazamroth t3_10rplpc on February 2, 2023 at 1:17 PM

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Fire-breathing is not the only thing that makes dragons fantasy. They're also way too heavily built to be able to fly.

Submitted by Shamon_Yu t3_10rim71 on February 2, 2023 at 6:08 AM

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6 minutes doesn’t feel like 10% of an hour

Submitted by SgtThund3r t3_10rifu5 on February 2, 2023 at 5:59 AM

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3am feels much more like the middle of the night than midnight.

Submitted by KingEzekielsTiger t3_10r92bp on February 1, 2023 at 10:58 PM

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No one seemed to care about womens' competitive sports until trans kids started playing them.

Submitted by OrsoMalleus t3_10qyhzr on February 1, 2023 at 4:11 PM

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Dogs don't wipe, and then we let them go sit on our couch.

Submitted by TheBrotherhoods t3_10qx00y on February 1, 2023 at 3:09 PM

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There is no way to weigh an erect penis

Submitted by Anti-Fanny t3_10qv83e on February 1, 2023 at 1:52 PM

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You'll never see your own ears. You may see a picture or a reflection of them, but you'll never see your actual ears.

Submitted by 321ggo t3_10qv7hn on February 1, 2023 at 1:51 PM

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One unforeseen aspect of becoming a parent is that suddenly you are open to a whole new genre of nightmares that involve losing your kid.

Submitted by appu_kili t3_10qtc85 on February 1, 2023 at 12:25 PM

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There’s enough men on earth to build a bridge of dicks to the moon

Submitted by KOIBOI-69 t3_10qng2q on February 1, 2023 at 7:23 AM

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The acceptable number of exclamation points at the end of a sentence are 1, 3, and 5.

Submitted by CanadianAndroid t3_10qitp8 on February 1, 2023 at 3:05 AM

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You have to hand it to corn. Just when you think you've figured out everything you can make from it, boom, it's popcorn. Boom, it's Frosted Flakes, boom, it's gas for your car. We've only scratched the surface for peas.

Submitted by OldTimeyMedicine t3_10qgft6 on February 1, 2023 at 1:15 AM

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Adults only curse around adults. Kids only curse around kids. Everyone curses, its just taboo across generations.

Submitted by Chipbread t3_10ppd9b on January 31, 2023 at 5:07 AM

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Daylight only becomes broad if a crime is committed in it.

Submitted by YouAnswerToMe t3_10q6yj7 on January 31, 2023 at 6:45 PM

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People who stop talking to you when they're in a relationship do it because they're secretly more in love with you than the person they're with

Submitted by omissionpossible t3_10q2vh7 on January 31, 2023 at 4:07 PM

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There's a perception that you can't just invent a word, and yet hundreds of thousands of them have been invented

Submitted by pufballcat t3_10pu34g on January 31, 2023 at 9:11 AM

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Insects use outside bones to protect inside meat. While humans use outside meat to protect inside bones which protect inside meat

Submitted by RanniSimp t3_10qa6ur on January 31, 2023 at 8:55 PM

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Zombies are always seen dripping blood when they get stabbed or shot in the head but since they are dead their heart shouldn’t be able to pump blood

Submitted by DadIsMadAtMe t3_10qd5ec on January 31, 2023 at 10:53 PM

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We’ve all kicked a pregnant woman at one point

Submitted by Serenitybyjan88 t3_10qdrty on January 31, 2023 at 11:18 PM

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There’s a good chance that college students who use chatGPT aren’t the ones paying for their education

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10qe3j0 on January 31, 2023 at 11:32 PM

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Fully blind people don’t see the same thing we do when our eyes are closed ; they do not see black, they simply do not see.

Submitted by KoexD t3_10p8r6b on January 30, 2023 at 5:38 PM

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The word 'Crisps' has a questionable number of syllables.

Submitted by SANCTIMONY_METER t3_10q41qd on January 31, 2023 at 4:53 PM

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