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Since the wizards in Harry Potter constantly use magic for everything while cooking, one might infer they humanely kill lobsters with Avada Kedavra before boiling them.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_ygzfy5 on October 30, 2022 at 12:13 AM

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A large part of the population that has passed has never known the pleasure of a hot shower.

Submitted by OHags t3_ygq734 on October 29, 2022 at 5:55 PM

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A monkey when it sees us probably still thinks of us as a different kind of monkey.

Submitted by Chieliano t3_ygieqp on October 29, 2022 at 12:30 PM

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Women are generally expected to be the ones who cook but the culinary industry is dominated by men.

Submitted by meanonhalloween t3_yhbwqa on October 30, 2022 at 11:22 AM

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Walter White doesn’t die in the last episode. He recovers, gets into witness protection, gets a new family and his new life is documented in the show Malcolm in the Middle.

Submitted by hearsdemons t3_ygwo9x on October 29, 2022 at 10:18 PM

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Kids eating buckets of candy wasn’t an issue in our grandparents’ day because they were walking it off during their eight miles to school in the snow.

Submitted by shallowblue t3_yhapce on October 30, 2022 at 10:09 AM

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Technically, everуthing аround уou has been аround since thе beginning of еxistence itsеlf. It just has been either recycled by nature or rеpurрosed by humаns rеcently, and wе considеr it as nеw.

Submitted by DarkWarrior0137 t3_ygbwco on October 29, 2022 at 6:16 AM

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All risks are calculated ones, but some people are terrible at math.

Submitted by wfezzari t3_ygvou8 on October 29, 2022 at 9:41 PM

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Someone still remembers you for a random act of kindness that you made years ago

Submitted by Sly-spider_alpha2077 t3_yh9sf6 on October 30, 2022 at 9:09 AM

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You've never seen a whole movie because you blink

Submitted by JustAhJiBroPls t3_yh36yz on October 30, 2022 at 3:16 AM

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Existence is a river. flowing to a end that can not be imagined. You can dam it, reroute it, slow it, but the end is always there waiting. The force of the water pushing, regardless of what the fish in it believe. There is no thought behind it, just the inevitable pull constantly dragging onward

Submitted by TechnoBlaze t3_ygp9qe on October 29, 2022 at 5:18 PM

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You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but neither can hold a candle to bullshit.

Submitted by Ryuujin_13 t3_ygpmrb on October 29, 2022 at 5:32 PM

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The closest your average person will get to experiencing a halfway house is by going to an iHOP or Denny’s.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_ygygn6 on October 29, 2022 at 11:36 PM

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Beavis and Butthead were the first Reaction video stars.

Submitted by ironicbionic_chronic t3_ygpolk on October 29, 2022 at 5:34 PM

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Designed in California is pretentious, and slightly xenophobic. Don’t worry, the product may be made somewhere else, but Californians designed it.

Submitted by PMmeyourTurtle t3_yh3w23 on October 30, 2022 at 3:55 AM

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Domestic dogs are bigger than domestic cats while wild dogs are smaller than wild cats.

Submitted by Sherbet_Immediate t3_ygk86n on October 29, 2022 at 1:52 PM

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Jaws was an innocent shark doing shark things.

Submitted by PhoenixReboot- t3_ygct0z on October 29, 2022 at 7:08 AM

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As there is no genetic information regarding the looks of a penis in our mother, all the information about our penis comes from our father. Thus, there is an insane high probability that our penis looks like our father's penis.

Submitted by Shreyash_Jha_5813 t3_ygcfpu on October 29, 2022 at 6:47 AM

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Meeting people to whom you jerk off to, is same as meeting a pornstar......

Submitted by WhyteTyrant27 t3_yh210w on October 30, 2022 at 2:14 AM

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The band never wears the merch while playing at a concert

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yh24g6 on October 30, 2022 at 2:19 AM

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It is both selfish and selfless to do somebody a favor if you're only doing it because it makes you feel good.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yh3g7j on October 30, 2022 at 3:30 AM

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There is at least one person who’s sexual awakening were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Submitted by StoutBen t3_yh3fqp on October 30, 2022 at 3:30 AM

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There are degrees to which you can murder someone but there are No degrees to which you can Be murdered.

Submitted by TheFiredrake42 t3_yh037x on October 30, 2022 at 12:39 AM

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Most parents have seen their kids’ junk, but most kids haven’t seen their parents’ junk.

Submitted by AlwaysTheNoob t3_ygpl6e on October 29, 2022 at 5:30 PM

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People/internet folk seem to hate hearing phrases like ‘others have it worse’, but they have no problem in minimising someone else’s problems, who have it better.

Submitted by GreatBigWhore t3_yg4tl9 on October 29, 2022 at 12:13 AM

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