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It makes sense that we get angry when we are hungry, as our ancestors used to have to go kill our food.

Submitted by Thecolortheorist t3_xwmvkd on October 5, 2022 at 9:26 PM

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Dementia is going to wreak havoc on generations that rely on technology that is heavily password protected (bank accounts, social media, email, etc). Two factor authentication and password recovery questions will make it all the more difficult

Submitted by and_a_side_of_fries t3_xwepfk on October 5, 2022 at 4:09 PM

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‘Man up’ is a thing but ‘woman up’ is not. Courage is something expected only of men in our society.

Submitted by hearsdemons t3_xwcfef on October 5, 2022 at 2:41 PM

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The rise of self checkouts has likely improved condom usage rates

Submitted by Selthora t3_xwama7 on October 5, 2022 at 1:25 PM

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The restaurant industry is one of the only industries where customers are expected to pay the wages of the staff more than the owners are

Submitted by T3knikal95 t3_xw9vyv on October 5, 2022 at 12:53 PM

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Life exists because consciousness exists.

Submitted by Yozhur t3_xw6iwa on October 5, 2022 at 10:07 AM

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So many people wouldn't date someone who's living with their parents, but have no problem dating someone who's living with their spouse...

Submitted by wasted_wonderland t3_xw5vkf on October 5, 2022 at 9:29 AM

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Everyone always says to clean up after your dog on a trail, but never to clean up after your horse

Submitted by kippwen t3_xvvej1 on October 5, 2022 at 12:26 AM

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Stores asking you to tip at checkout is the same as if customers randomly asked businesses to lower the price at the register.

Submitted by mostly_browsing t3_xvt10r on October 4, 2022 at 10:41 PM

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Octopi was decided upon so kids wouldn’t run around saying octopussies

Submitted by ClayDolfin t3_xvif34 on October 4, 2022 at 3:42 PM

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Burying the dead in a smaller casket is easy if we just put all the corpses in the fetal position when we bury them. They don’t need to be straight, what do they care they’re dead.

Submitted by _cannoneer_ t3_xvg2hb on October 4, 2022 at 2:08 PM

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Once humans are multi-planetary the concept of birthdays changes based on what planet you're on.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_xveegr on October 4, 2022 at 12:55 PM

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A baby born in a vehicle is the only type of person who can exit them more often than they enter them in their life

Submitted by pufballcat t3_xvbmb5 on October 4, 2022 at 10:37 AM

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There is no way people who are psychiatrists or therapists are not even slightly analyzing their friends.

Submitted by gelypse t3_xv2j4k on October 4, 2022 at 2:13 AM

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$12.99 with free shipping really is better than $10.00 with $2.99 shipping because refunds don't always include the shipping cost

Submitted by DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics t3_xutzcz on October 3, 2022 at 8:08 PM

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It’s not till you work a retail job that you realize 85% of people are dumb as rocks.

Submitted by Nathanyu3 t3_xuc9gh on October 3, 2022 at 7:05 AM

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Every hole in the human body brings some kind of pleasure.

Submitted by Haukisoppa t3_xtzuu0 on October 2, 2022 at 9:05 PM

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Toothpaste tastes nice but you never get the urge to swallow it

Submitted by mematic-gay t3_xtp8ln on October 2, 2022 at 1:46 PM

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It is cheaper to give the robber your phone and wallet then paying 10 years of martial arts and potential hospitalisation.

Submitted by blinky9021Flow t3_xtoaem on October 2, 2022 at 1:02 PM

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Wireless phone charger gives you less freedom than wired charger

Submitted by Xerozx t3_xth1ap on October 2, 2022 at 6:01 AM

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We don't continue participating in online arguments because we want to change the other person's mind. We know there's no chance of that. We continue participating because some small part of us cares that if we stop, they'll think they've won.

Submitted by Sad-Weeknd t3_xt9oe6 on October 1, 2022 at 11:40 PM

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Our internal organs probably vary in size as much as penises and breasts do, but we just don’t know / don’t care.

Submitted by mrpineappleboi t3_xt0e1q on October 1, 2022 at 4:57 PM

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Chess was the first game to have gender-fluid pieces. Pawns can grow up to become Queens or knights.

Submitted by hearsdemons t3_xsul4c on October 1, 2022 at 12:54 PM

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In 50 years, internet slang will change so much that we’ll be the ones not understanding the young ones

Submitted by Machok_ t3_xsr5f8 on October 1, 2022 at 9:40 AM

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For some reason, She Hulk doesn’t lose her shirt when she transforms but regular Hulk does

Submitted by cringey-reddit-name t3_xsm6ik on October 1, 2022 at 4:37 AM

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