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Stop talking about celebrities and they will stop being celebrities

Submitted by thumpingcoffee t3_z6cbot on November 27, 2022 at 8:55 PM

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Somewhere, during the countdown to Y2K, someone's power went out and they probably thought the world was ending.

Submitted by YourAverageTylerFan t3_z6kg32 on November 28, 2022 at 2:37 AM

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Someone can speak flawless English without knowing any rules of the English language.

Submitted by MrLuigiMario t3_z6wr4h on November 28, 2022 at 1:35 PM

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Negativity is a beast that, if you continue to feed it, will eventually become strong enough to consume you

Submitted by CallMeWhatYouWilll t3_z6dgy2 on November 27, 2022 at 9:40 PM

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The Ring finger is the only finger that doesn’t convey a meaning when it is raised alone

Submitted by 12soea t3_z6srpt on November 28, 2022 at 10:08 AM

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It is better to not be able to remember than to not be able to forget.

Submitted by ImA12GoHawks t3_z65l7m on November 27, 2022 at 4:32 PM

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The idea of chicken wings are always better then the actuality of them.

Submitted by RoostarHead t3_z6afr8 on November 27, 2022 at 7:41 PM

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The Beatles became stars 60 years ago and none of them have died of old age

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z64o4e on November 27, 2022 at 3:57 PM

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When you're under clouds, you're also under water

Submitted by deathpacito543 t3_z6kbao on November 28, 2022 at 2:30 AM

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Money can’t buy happiness, but poverty can definitely cause sadness

Submitted by LittleBullBoy t3_z6pyd7 on November 28, 2022 at 7:20 AM

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The first two paragraphs of any given Internet article are filler.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z5sr4p on November 27, 2022 at 5:31 AM

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You can technically live the rest of your life without breathing

Submitted by eamon1232 t3_z60uhe on November 27, 2022 at 1:09 PM

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Future generations will likely look back on reality TV the same way we look back on Roman gladiators.

Submitted by entrendre_entendre t3_z6flzn on November 27, 2022 at 11:02 PM

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Art, boats, clothing, funerals, language, recipes, spiritual beliefs, and weapons weren't invented by humans.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z6im9n on November 28, 2022 at 1:12 AM

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It’s not possible to have something more watery than water.

Submitted by ilikenugss t3_z5uvsg on November 27, 2022 at 7:31 AM

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People who win the lottery make poor financial decisions because people who make good financial decisions don't buy lottery tickets.

Submitted by DjHalk45 t3_z69ab9 on November 27, 2022 at 6:56 PM

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Some of the nicest people you will ever meet will be predators. Lying will never be below a predator. And if you aren't %100 certain someone is a predator be grateful. Those that are %100 certain are their victims.

Submitted by HelpMaybe_EndFinally t3_z68jgq on November 27, 2022 at 6:27 PM

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Turkeys migrate further as leftovers than as live birds.

Submitted by Kratsas t3_z5b6ng on November 26, 2022 at 4:15 PM

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Most things kept in jars are put on bread.

Submitted by Oheligud t3_z6fg7x on November 27, 2022 at 10:56 PM

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At one point in your life, you just accepted that platypuses exist.

Submitted by Yeetthyself64 t3_z5rq9j on November 27, 2022 at 4:38 AM

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Of fictional clowns, Ronald McDonald has a much higher body count than The Joker.

Submitted by Daniel_Bryan_Fan t3_z6au7w on November 27, 2022 at 7:57 PM

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The fewer kids we have the more likely that robots actually take our jobs.

Submitted by littlebopeepsvelcro t3_z3sj21 on November 24, 2022 at 7:29 PM

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Before was was was, was was is.

Submitted by Digsants t3_z5zmlq on November 27, 2022 at 12:05 PM

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We think of the Roman Empire as ancient, despite the fact it technically ended in 1453.

Submitted by PenguinTheYeti t3_z5jhfl on November 26, 2022 at 10:10 PM

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A virgin who has masturbated has a rough idea of what sex is supposed to feel like

Submitted by StarvingTuba t3_z5fj7s on November 26, 2022 at 7:21 PM

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