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All bananas are strippers

Submitted by The_manintheshed t3_z82be4 on November 29, 2022 at 6:45 PM

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People watching Arrested Development in 20 years won’t get the 10 dollar banana joke

Submitted by raketje t3_z88rue on November 29, 2022 at 10:46 PM

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The lower 48 states includes Hawaii as it’s the southernmost state

Submitted by bulldoggie_bulgogi t3_z7jkbs on November 29, 2022 at 4:39 AM

10 comments

There are supposedly as many butt wiping techniques as there are humans, yet we never talk about how we do it

Submitted by No0biz t3_z7opqt on November 29, 2022 at 9:09 AM

29 comments

At some point in life it becomes too difficult to blow out the candles on your birthday cake

Submitted by ThaMasterRoshi t3_z7xwyr on November 29, 2022 at 4:00 PM

7 comments

You don't see Asian people with down syndrome.

Submitted by Dragod21 t3_z7vhh2 on November 29, 2022 at 2:24 PM

22 comments

No only child has ever seen their mom pregnant

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z86b7j on November 29, 2022 at 9:11 PM

7 comments

Rubbing alcohol is for outside wounds, drinking alcohol is for inside wounds

Submitted by Here-For-The-Comment t3_z83boc on November 29, 2022 at 7:22 PM

13 comments

The higher your income is, the more enjoyable buying basic groceries or shopping is.

Submitted by cortemptas t3_z85ug1 on November 29, 2022 at 8:54 PM

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You only ever hear like father like son, like father like daughter, like mother like daughter but never like mother like son

Submitted by Olovpob t3_z7s0dn on November 29, 2022 at 11:56 AM

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Smoking is a subscription service

Submitted by CR1MS4NE t3_z7xu1p on November 29, 2022 at 3:56 PM

9 comments

Premature ejaculated is evolutionarily advantageous

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z81g9a on November 29, 2022 at 6:13 PM

9 comments

It was easier to believe Santa made all the toys when the toys were handmade.

Submitted by roguefiftyone t3_z7ytpc on November 29, 2022 at 4:34 PM

25 comments

A complete day is 48 hours long.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z7ipku on November 29, 2022 at 3:59 AM

14 comments

The fact that Cats are far more dangerous than Wolf Spiders, yet we love them far more and are far less afraid of them, says a lot about how humans value physical appearance in creatures

Submitted by Run_MCID37 t3_z6r6b7 on November 28, 2022 at 8:32 AM

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A chemistry teacher is a bunch of atoms explaining what atoms are

Submitted by IntelligentPassion7 t3_z7lvr3 on November 29, 2022 at 6:37 AM

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The only time you can be certain a cop isn't lying to you is when they're reading you your Miranda rights.

Submitted by Hardcorish t3_z7vdo7 on November 29, 2022 at 2:20 PM

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Someone in the future is gonna manage to get malware on their cybernetic implant

Submitted by raptor7912 t3_z805pw on November 29, 2022 at 5:25 PM

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The founding fathers were in their 30s when they wrote the declaration of independence

Submitted by nalk201 t3_z7zvmf on November 29, 2022 at 5:14 PM

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About half of all escalators don't.

Submitted by BetterUsername69420 t3_z69atw on November 27, 2022 at 6:57 PM

9 comments

Microsoft has been trying to change our startup experience every Windows version. We spend the first 30 minutes of installation trying to get it as close as possible to the previous one.

Submitted by MasterMirkinen t3_z7yqwl on November 29, 2022 at 4:31 PM

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Your eyeballs will probably never touch another person’s eyeballs. (I hope).

Submitted by JuiceAggressive3437 t3_z6vcmu on November 28, 2022 at 12:31 PM

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Someone must have died while watching porn. Finding them must have been really awkward

Submitted by Dreamweaver_21 t3_z790e5 on November 28, 2022 at 9:23 PM

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Tom Cruise basically figured out a way to fly military jets and get paid millions.

Submitted by kgvc7 t3_z79lsq on November 28, 2022 at 9:44 PM

11 comments

You can sue a company for false advertising, but you can’t sue a politician for lying on the campaign trail

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z7iatb on November 29, 2022 at 3:40 AM

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