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We're unable to describe the taste of fruit

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z4nezw on November 25, 2022 at 8:32 PM

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Electricity is earth's magic system, we are simply too accustomed to it.

Submitted by Wafran t3_z4v2sn on November 26, 2022 at 2:04 AM

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Due to smartphones, hardly anybody knows about Methylchloroisothiazolinone or sodium laureth sulfate anymore

Submitted by imav8n t3_z4u4xx on November 26, 2022 at 1:20 AM

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There are entire generations of cats who don't associate the electric can opener with mealtime

Submitted by SnoopThereItIs88 t3_z4nn3h on November 25, 2022 at 8:42 PM

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The Wizard of Oz Munchkins already had a memorized song about the death of the Wicked Witch.

Submitted by psychodelephant t3_z3qdyy on November 24, 2022 at 5:57 PM

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Some vegans don’t eat meat because they believe it’s wrong to kill an animal as their food, but the vegetables they eat came from a plowed field that likely killed so many more creatures.

Submitted by flowers4charlie777 t3_z4nf4o on November 25, 2022 at 8:33 PM

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There are too many people whose favorite freedom is taking away mine.

Submitted by mcphisto2 t3_z4i01y on November 25, 2022 at 4:48 PM

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Because it's the only way you can see it, you think of the 1910s to the 1960s as black and white, and when you think of Ancient Egypt or Rome you think of sepia or marble. The 80s are a low pixel video with too much color, and the 1800s are brown images.

Submitted by Mirnim0 t3_z4ff9u on November 25, 2022 at 3:01 PM

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The further away you are from Columbia and buy coke, the more assholes it’s been shoved into

Submitted by IAmBlack626 t3_z4e7qa on November 25, 2022 at 2:06 PM

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A coconut is neither chocolate nor a nut

Submitted by whorsefly t3_z45dc3 on November 25, 2022 at 5:48 AM

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A 7 out of 10 is average

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z3m0u4 on November 24, 2022 at 2:57 PM

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We remember famous movie quotes not for the people who wrote them, but for the people that recited them.

Submitted by urmaternalfigure t3_z3zz6n on November 25, 2022 at 1:14 AM

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You know your getting old, when it’s the night before Thanksgiving and your not out partying with your friends that are back in town.

Submitted by lowesfest710 t3_z3aluq on November 24, 2022 at 4:48 AM

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A gay guy at a girls' sleepover is normal, but a lesbian girl at a boys' sleepover is unheard of

Submitted by SupremeApples t3_z40thj on November 25, 2022 at 1:56 AM

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Sleeping like a baby is actually terrible

Submitted by guster09 t3_z3bzh5 on November 24, 2022 at 6:02 AM

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People prefer firefighters over the police because crime is an issue which people can find merit in, as opposed to fire, which is more difficult to sympathize with.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z3ucsb on November 24, 2022 at 8:54 PM

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People who drink their coffee black, eat spicy foods, and enjoy sour candy are all casual masochists.

Submitted by urmaternalfigure t3_z3u6jv on November 24, 2022 at 8:46 PM

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There is probably a tastier bird that we’re missing out on bc evolution didn’t favor it

Submitted by 8thFounder t3_z3sh9c on November 24, 2022 at 7:27 PM

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Pokémon are technically digimon

Submitted by RelentlessLOV t3_z3s236 on November 24, 2022 at 7:08 PM

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Remaining vegan must be increasingly difficult if you're also homeless.

Submitted by East-Bluejay6891 t3_z3p06i on November 24, 2022 at 4:58 PM

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First man to discover cow milk as edible was either by an innocent mistake or sexual curiosity

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z3drvb on November 24, 2022 at 7:41 AM

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Cancer doesn't seem to exist in fantasy worlds

Submitted by zipflop t3_z3iul3 on November 24, 2022 at 12:36 PM

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GILF is gender neutral.

Submitted by totalcoward t3_z38psc on November 24, 2022 at 3:09 AM

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There are probably songs you hate, but like a small part of it. But there are probably no songs you love and hate a small part of it.

Submitted by ihaveacrushonmercy t3_z2in99 on November 23, 2022 at 7:27 AM

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You can see women doing blowjobs for money, but never a man licking vaginas for money

Submitted by costaramaxd t3_z2y42h on November 23, 2022 at 7:28 PM

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