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When sewing up holes, you're just using lots of tiny little holes to fix the big one.

Submitted by MMZane8 t3_z7uwxs on November 29, 2022 at 2:01 PM

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People add milk to hot coffee and to iced coffee. People add milk to hot tea. But you never see people put milk in iced tea.

Submitted by GimmickyBulb t3_z7yenj on November 29, 2022 at 4:18 PM

27 comments

Bullets are the subscription service you pay for to use a gun

Submitted by Savalis986 t3_z7xwff on November 29, 2022 at 3:59 PM

20 comments

Women don't have an adam's apple because Eve ate hers

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z4lj1g on November 25, 2022 at 7:13 PM

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Guys that grunt in the gym and attention wanting pussies.

Submitted by popflap t3_z4pi5o on November 25, 2022 at 9:59 PM

9 comments

You can basically eat anything.

Submitted by PHIL5432189 t3_z52v9x on November 26, 2022 at 8:57 AM

6 comments

In the universe, sound is as rare as liquid water

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z5yu1d on November 27, 2022 at 11:20 AM

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Aubrey Plaza can play an older Wednesday Addams perfectly

Submitted by nostalgiaisunfair t3_z6m5fp on November 28, 2022 at 4:01 AM

6 comments

A hole cannot be whole

Submitted by Savage_hamsandwich t3_z6mys9 on November 28, 2022 at 4:41 AM

11 comments

You guys can anyone make a song out of the following two lines:

Submitted by thewtfcat t3_z6yzi2 on November 28, 2022 at 3:11 PM

16 comments

Let’s only do Christmas once every three years

Submitted by jerseycityfrankie t3_z6wc8t on November 28, 2022 at 1:17 PM

27 comments

A Can Cosy stops your drink getting warm from your hand in summer, and stop your hand getting cold from the can in winter.

Submitted by Stained_concrete t3_z6vyd7 on November 28, 2022 at 12:59 PM

7 comments

It's frowned upon to not support Gay/Trans Rights but people Love the World cup in a country that kills people for it cause money.

Submitted by Edwardc4gg t3_z701ts on November 28, 2022 at 3:54 PM

16 comments

A pen's length will always stay the same.

Submitted by AmbitiousCheese t3_z79b17 on November 28, 2022 at 9:34 PM

16 comments

People who are blind from birth don’t know what darkness is because they have never seen light.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z7dj81 on November 29, 2022 at 12:11 AM

29 comments

We blink and don't even realize it.

Submitted by RedditN99 t3_z7eh1h on November 29, 2022 at 12:51 AM

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Some people in prehistoric times may not have known that sex is the thing that causes babies to be born.

Submitted by TurboTurtle- t3_z8gxwo on November 30, 2022 at 4:15 AM

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There is a moment during cremation when the meat is perfectly cooked

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z8ftll on November 30, 2022 at 3:27 AM

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Every living person has kicked a pregnant woman before

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z8dwor on November 30, 2022 at 2:07 AM

12 comments

When you eat food prepared by someone else, you are probably also consuming all of their dead skin cells that ended up in the food as well

Submitted by No_Temperature7015 t3_z7j5rx on November 29, 2022 at 4:20 AM

17 comments

Companies who give promotions just before winter holidays can increase their positive image. Those employees will likely talk about their upward mobility at upcoming social/family gatherings.

Submitted by PolishZeus t3_z7z2l8 on November 29, 2022 at 4:44 PM

6 comments

Squares are such simple shapes but very hard to find in nature.

Submitted by the_real_coinboy66 t3_z865r9 on November 29, 2022 at 9:05 PM

7 comments

6 Degrees of Separation/The Kevin Bacon Theory.

Submitted by TheFourSevens t3_z8b17o on November 30, 2022 at 12:11 AM

5 comments

Boo-boo is slang for a romantic partner, a pet, minor injuries and feces.

Submitted by Sleep-system t3_z7g7bc on November 29, 2022 at 2:06 AM

25 comments

Eating mushrooms is gross when you realized they grow from animal feces

Submitted by xxstrobexx t3_z850sb on November 29, 2022 at 8:24 PM

6 comments