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Spiders were probably an absolute nightmare to early mammals.

Submitted by psychoxxsurfer t3_z7n4uk on November 29, 2022 at 7:45 AM

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Everyone is middle-aged until further notice

Submitted by SpiritszOfficial t3_z8z9oc on November 30, 2022 at 6:39 PM

6 comments

Kids in Harry Potter never learn how to write and spelling, yet it's taken for granted in Hogwarts

Submitted by spa1teN t3_z8xg24 on November 30, 2022 at 5:30 PM

18 comments

Between the boiling hot day side of the moon (250F/120C) and the chilly night side (-208F/-130C), there must be a sweet spot on the moon at which you wouldn’t need to wear any astronaut suit for temperature reasons

Submitted by Jaded_genie t3_z878i9 on November 29, 2022 at 9:46 PM

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People will ridicule someone for leaving a knife hovering over the sink in anticipation of making another sandwich, yet have no problem with a toothbrush just out and exposed using the same logic.

Submitted by wesphilly06 t3_z8ulo4 on November 30, 2022 at 3:38 PM

9 comments

Early 2000s technology was so tacky and janky, but they ate it up anyway.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z84hch on November 29, 2022 at 8:05 PM

27 comments

Once you’re a milf, becoming a gilf is out of your control

Submitted by nergoponte t3_z8xc9q on November 30, 2022 at 5:26 PM

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People who are promoting hydrogen as a green fuel always forget what water vapor is one of the most powerful greenhouse gases.

Submitted by CMDR_kamikazze t3_z8k8j2 on November 30, 2022 at 6:52 AM

26 comments

The only deadline in life is death

Submitted by Seedpound t3_z8dau6 on November 30, 2022 at 1:43 AM

8 comments

Practicing a skill daily will eventually lead to mastering it, and a good amount of people who drive every day of their lives just can’t seem to get the hang of it.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z8ktrx on November 30, 2022 at 7:22 AM

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When you’re young and have a job, there’s so much you want to do. When you’re old and retired, you have nothing to do.

Submitted by TheSirJamess t3_z8sibb on November 30, 2022 at 2:12 PM

7 comments

Getting killed by a sling in Mesopotamia must have been a lame way to day. Like some guy kind of far away throws a rock kind of fast after doing an ornate warm up and just kills you.

Submitted by Kurt1111 t3_z8rwtx on November 30, 2022 at 1:46 PM

8 comments

A no-brainer can only be identified by a have-brainer

Submitted by TheBravan t3_z8devz on November 30, 2022 at 1:48 AM

6 comments

Rich people are cheaper than poor people.

Submitted by hearsdemons t3_z8fbdv on November 30, 2022 at 3:05 AM

11 comments

Steal a man’s wallet and he will be poor for a day. Steal a man’s heart and he will be poor for the rest of his life.

Submitted by Magnan26 t3_z8jmis on November 30, 2022 at 6:22 AM

9 comments

Dogs fall in love with their kidnappers.

Submitted by Major-Week428 t3_z7rgil on November 29, 2022 at 11:29 AM

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Cooking meat is what made early humans smarter but people who swear to a meat only diet aren’t seen as very smart

Submitted by Cursed-Scarab t3_z8n7pp on November 30, 2022 at 9:38 AM

6 comments

Life is a joke

Submitted by geezer27 t3_z6t0wo on November 28, 2022 at 10:23 AM

22 comments

Grammar is weird (US English at least)

Submitted by Rowdyjoe t3_z8gpc4 on November 30, 2022 at 4:05 AM

6 comments

Humans are the only species that mourns when another species goes extinct

Submitted by DeleteWolf t3_z8njol on November 30, 2022 at 9:58 AM

8 comments

People are more afraid of dying on a rollercoaster vs. a car, but way more people get killed by cars every day

Submitted by testingpage2025 t3_z81h8n on November 29, 2022 at 6:14 PM

14 comments

There are, at the very least, twice as many nipples on Earth as humans

Submitted by LordOfSlimes666 t3_z7tn0s on November 29, 2022 at 1:09 PM

38 comments

Self-deprication is the sincerest form of comedy

Submitted by BROHAM101 t3_z89rgv on November 29, 2022 at 11:23 PM

6 comments

Humans will be the only ones being sad about humanity going extinct.

Submitted by Shinfekta t3_z8krhi on November 30, 2022 at 7:18 AM

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A lid lock on a top loading washing machine has to be the most useless feature on a major appliance. It does nothing positive, it just bricks your machine when it stops working.

Submitted by the_skine t3_z7tozc on November 29, 2022 at 1:11 PM

6 comments