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A scarily large amount of jobs only exist because people are idiots and/or assholes.

Submitted by Astrofotino t3_z5yars on November 27, 2022 at 10:50 AM

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Lab grown meat will have less microplastics than farmed meat

Submitted by p1nkie_ t3_z5xh55 on November 27, 2022 at 10:04 AM

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Humans are solar-powered machines.

Submitted by ciph_3r t3_z5imhi on November 26, 2022 at 9:34 PM

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Someone out there is the most beautiful person on Earth but they probably don’t know it, and neither does anybody else.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z5p0oj on November 27, 2022 at 2:24 AM

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A hole in the ground doesn’t really exist. It’s only defined by what’s around it.

Submitted by qurup t3_z5ac0j on November 26, 2022 at 3:37 PM

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A well known business model is to make the customer happy, yet a good portion of the biggest companies do the exact opposite

Submitted by ElectricalDeer8726 t3_z5c2ht on November 26, 2022 at 4:53 PM

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The concept of the Big Bang feels like it was our universe being turned on in the same way a computer program turns on. First it's rapidly loading up and then it's running and doing it's thing.

Submitted by Imaginary_Addatives t3_z56six on November 26, 2022 at 12:49 PM

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When you're trying to recover from a masturbation addiction, just know that you can't beat it.

Submitted by Stbdrfluffykatana t3_z5qw9s on November 27, 2022 at 3:56 AM

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Smart people just have exceptional memories.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z55tll on November 26, 2022 at 11:55 AM

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Being your own boss is great until you realize you're the one who has to make you show up to work

Submitted by SirTacoBill t3_z5pxln on November 27, 2022 at 3:09 AM

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The greatest rebranding in human history was the crucifix.

Submitted by Tiger_D_Dragon t3_z4z7wr on November 26, 2022 at 5:31 AM

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Homeless people probably hate the general public more than how we view them because of the amount of stuff they see that we waste and throw in the garbage.

Submitted by pwa09 t3_z5kut6 on November 26, 2022 at 11:10 PM

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Humans are so high in the predators hierarchy that it has other predators as pets.

Submitted by cortemptas t3_z5ix0v on November 26, 2022 at 9:46 PM

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Athletes check their well-being health before participating in any sporting event or in practice.

Submitted by Hopeful-Ad1887 t3_z5eho1 on November 26, 2022 at 6:36 PM

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Men are often expected to earn compliments whereas women are more likely to receive it

Submitted by Playful_Melody t3_z50gs0 on November 26, 2022 at 6:38 AM

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The more you burp the less you fart

Submitted by 0B1KNOB t3_z5aky0 on November 26, 2022 at 3:48 PM

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We think of Romans as ancient. But they thought of themselves as the most advanced civilization in history to that point. Some civilization in the future will think of us as ancient and rudimentary.

Submitted by Flurb789 t3_z5astd on November 26, 2022 at 3:58 PM

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Porn is hot when viewed alone but humorous when viewed in a group because we’re too embarrassed to admit it’s hot.

Submitted by Malfeitor1 t3_z58n3v on November 26, 2022 at 2:20 PM

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Two entire genrations of men in WW1 and WW2 were probably traumatized on such a large scale that it largely changed masculinity in our society

Submitted by [deleted] t3_z5868k on November 26, 2022 at 1:58 PM

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A day will come, where everyone will win at the game, because everybody who remembered it will be dead.

Submitted by UngratefulGarbage t3_z550gx on November 26, 2022 at 11:07 AM

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Acting like a piece of shit is a direct result of being an asshole, much like shit is a product of an an asshole.

Submitted by urmaternalfigure t3_z3tttk on November 24, 2022 at 8:29 PM

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A man who has a hole in his pocket feels cocky all day

Submitted by Barry-McKocinue t3_z516mi on November 26, 2022 at 7:19 AM

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In English, there’s a word for siblings, for parents, cousins, grandparents etc. but there isn’t a collective word for aunties and uncles

Submitted by balthezeus t3_z51bow on November 26, 2022 at 7:27 AM

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It’s super hard to boycott something. 2 billion might disagree but it might only take thousands to make the money that’s desirable.