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One area of your mouth gets the most toothpaste in your life.

Submitted by Ben-A-Flick t3_zxryhz on December 29, 2022 at 1:42 AM

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Billionaires and other very rich individuals try so hard to avoid paying taxes when they will still be rich whether they pay the taxes or not.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zxtmk5 on December 29, 2022 at 2:55 AM

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The only thing stopping us from living forever is that we don't identify as our parents

Submitted by Terrible-Swim-6786 t3_zx9ol8 on December 28, 2022 at 1:32 PM

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You can‘t succeed in getting pregnant if you suck seed.

Submitted by Tecca187 t3_zxa495 on December 28, 2022 at 1:53 PM

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Some guys just don't like sports, and that's okay.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zxo0re on December 28, 2022 at 11:03 PM

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We have forgotten the horny anxiousness of having thirty minutes to find the sexy scene on a VHS tape, rubbing a final one out, rewinding the tape, and returning it to the video store.

Submitted by Scrotchety t3_zx64rn on December 28, 2022 at 10:16 AM

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Putting money into a retirement account is low key gambling that you'll be around long enough to see it again.

Submitted by Wrathofserenity t3_zxoy5r on December 28, 2022 at 11:39 PM

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Plants don't have resource-based societies or real estate agents.

Submitted by KeckyOK t3_zxi3uo on December 28, 2022 at 7:13 PM

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Numbers 0, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 are displayed as slightly taller or bigger in comparison to 1 and 4 on electronic watches.

Submitted by Sigismund_Bacsi t3_zxi7xl on December 28, 2022 at 7:17 PM

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The 'sit down' vs 'stand up' ass-wiping debate is based entirely on a misunderstanding of the other

Submitted by SyntheticGod8 t3_zxigz2 on December 28, 2022 at 7:27 PM

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Technically, being born is optional, but dying is mandatory.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zxdph5 on December 28, 2022 at 4:20 PM

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You are required to already have clothes if you want to go clothes shopping.

Submitted by Kul3yy t3_zwl93u on December 27, 2022 at 5:41 PM

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Every person has listened to a unique set of music.

Submitted by morabba t3_zx4f8k on December 28, 2022 at 8:26 AM

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Everyone is younger in a photograph.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zx7e4z on December 28, 2022 at 11:34 AM

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Everybody talks about having a CO2 detector but never what to do if the alarm goes off.

Submitted by kymilovechelle t3_zw1yf1 on December 27, 2022 at 12:45 AM

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On the first day of your life, you are in a building with many other random people who were born on the same day. It is an astronomically low chance to be in a building with that many random people sharing your birthday ever again, if not impossible.

Submitted by leohr_ t3_zx930x on December 28, 2022 at 1:04 PM

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There’s a common saying that women can’t drive, but usually the person that taught them is their father

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zx6149 on December 28, 2022 at 10:10 AM

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Because they were transported from the Eastern world, it is possible that all horses in the Americas are domesticated

Submitted by BATTLEBOTSBOI t3_zwpycr on December 27, 2022 at 8:57 PM

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Science fiction writers are actually inventors born before their tech is possible

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zwm1vx on December 27, 2022 at 6:15 PM

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Someone somewhere has been so careful that they have never seen their own blood.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zwoi4i on December 27, 2022 at 7:58 PM

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It’s really awesome that fire burns in the visible light spectrum

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zwwj7v on December 28, 2022 at 1:30 AM

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Because you don’t understand the scientific evidence is no reason to believe that the science isn’t the evidence

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zwmfq5 on December 27, 2022 at 6:31 PM

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We all just decided that eggs are a breakfast food

Submitted by MarinersFan28 t3_zwt7m3 on December 27, 2022 at 11:06 PM

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Health industries like weight loss and mental health are financially incentivized to not be effective, thus creating lifelong customers