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Movies often cater to hatred of the rich, despite being produced by the rich with rich actors

Submitted by ardynthecat t3_zyrksj on December 30, 2022 at 5:02 AM

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Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zzf4u5 on December 30, 2022 at 11:36 PM

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Your WiFi password is one of the few passwords you are expected to give to others.

Submitted by hajke5 t3_zzu0fh on December 31, 2022 at 1:21 PM

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None of Mickey Mouse's friends are cats

Submitted by PaperKiler t3_zzgpt5 on December 31, 2022 at 12:45 AM

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January is officially next year, next month, next week, and next day

Submitted by GoodMojo_ t3_zzhu29 on December 31, 2022 at 1:36 AM

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There’s more Jurassic Park films with ‘World’ in the title than ‘Park’

Submitted by Artichoke19 t3_zzjpv8 on December 31, 2022 at 3:06 AM

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There is a place on Earth not a single person standed.

Submitted by DreQ_pL t3_zzpadt on December 31, 2022 at 8:21 AM

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The difference between resign and re-sign is a hyphen but they essentially have opposite meanings

Submitted by geebsnstuff t3_zz6cng on December 30, 2022 at 5:35 PM

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There is no way to prove that everybody other than you is real

Submitted by Master_JR_wsj_2657 t3_zzquh8 on December 31, 2022 at 10:10 AM

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$100,000/yr is less then $275 a day.

Submitted by MiasmaFate t3_zyne2j on December 30, 2022 at 1:44 AM

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A lactose intolerant person is less likely to cry over spilled milk.

Submitted by kamyizme t3_zzkju2 on December 31, 2022 at 3:48 AM

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Everyone gets to experience being a baby but not everyone gets to experience growing up.

Submitted by sacrificial_banjo t3_zzjm6u on December 31, 2022 at 3:01 AM

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Considering how harder it is to open up about your feelings as you get older, immortality might feel so lonely

Submitted by ruvo- t3_zz2lpq on December 30, 2022 at 3:02 PM

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Cold water tastes better because it usually indicates it's fresh out of the ground while warm water is usually stale and unsafe.

Submitted by Craftusmaximus2 t3_zzc0b6 on December 30, 2022 at 9:26 PM

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Despite his code, Batman has definitely killed a few people due to underlying medical conditions.

Submitted by BookerCatchanSTD t3_zzkfgq on December 31, 2022 at 3:41 AM

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The universe is ~20% smaller for a 6ft person versus a 5ft person

Submitted by hanauma_view t3_zz60za on December 30, 2022 at 5:22 PM

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Your body has a mind of its own.

Submitted by Metomorphose t3_zzl3ct on December 31, 2022 at 4:16 AM

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There's absolutely no way we know what dinosaur skin looks like.

Submitted by zav3rmd t3_zyv55j on December 30, 2022 at 8:18 AM

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Considering all the training they need to put up with new ennemies, Goku and Vegeta are really weak.

Submitted by O_flavour t3_zzlbz2 on December 31, 2022 at 4:28 AM

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Jerry's Pizza couldn't have asked for better free publicity.

Submitted by QAnonCultBuster t3_zyqvvz on December 30, 2022 at 4:27 AM

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Porta-potties have more privacy than most public restroom stalls.

Submitted by Dedli t3_zyqgb4 on December 30, 2022 at 4:06 AM

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It's insane how enjoyable school can be when you have a teacher who cares about their students and job.

Submitted by Neoslayer t3_zzkq2u on December 31, 2022 at 3:57 AM

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The only people that want to die before you are your parents.

Submitted by Mister-guy t3_zylcsn on December 30, 2022 at 12:18 AM

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There are no ambidextrous people, only people living in denial of their disability.