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We know that hypothermia feels hot. It’s very possible Icarus never reached the sun, died of hypothermia in space, and his wings melted because of air resistance falling down.

Submitted by sachizero t3_zcs6i3 on December 5, 2022 at 1:10 AM

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Sunny side up is the way that eggs are most often portrayed and least often ordered

Submitted by MarinersFan28 t3_zcdwj4 on December 4, 2022 at 4:20 PM

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The hardest part about learning Ethics is finding that somehow, in someway, you are a horrible person.

Submitted by JustToShitpost t3_zc7prf on December 4, 2022 at 11:41 AM

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Maybe vampires suck your blood for Vitamin D since they can't go out in the sun.

Submitted by Ok_Philosopher564 t3_zc2vm1 on December 4, 2022 at 6:48 AM

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The amount of times you see a butthole in your lifetime increases dramatically with having kids.

Submitted by evilest_nez t3_zbnr9g on December 3, 2022 at 7:04 PM

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The temperature of water in Celsius is the % boiled it is.

Submitted by SomeGuyWearingPants t3_zbd9c4 on December 3, 2022 at 10:23 AM

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Having a pet is the only thing people willingly do with the awareness that they will experience great sorrow in a few years as the consequences

Submitted by EuphoricLavender t3_zbcwu5 on December 3, 2022 at 10:00 AM

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There has been at least 8 billion orgasms in the 118 years

Submitted by B-SH2 t3_zbaflf on December 3, 2022 at 7:14 AM

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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory came out in 1971 and encouraged kids to lick walls. Lead paint was outlawed 7 years later.

Submitted by Hawkeye_x_Hawkeye t3_zanown on December 2, 2022 at 2:29 PM

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As humans get married later and have children later in life, less children will ever meet their grandparents.

Submitted by deeznutzareout t3_zall9s on December 2, 2022 at 1:01 PM

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We are very lucky that bugs are small, imagine dog sized cockroaches

Submitted by SweetConsequence1 t3_zaigf5 on December 2, 2022 at 10:39 AM

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The Incredibles is considered a kids friendly PG movie, yet the antagonist is a serial killer and people get violently sucked into jet engines

Submitted by noobnoobthedestroyer t3_zab5rr on December 2, 2022 at 4:20 AM

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Having 1 gay dad is far rarer than having 2 gay dads

Submitted by someonee404 t3_z9v29l on December 1, 2022 at 6:15 PM

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You can pretend to be asleep, but you can't pretend to be awake

Submitted by MabMass t3_z9ux2u on December 1, 2022 at 6:10 PM

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Spotify Wrapped is one of the most genius ideas where Spotify just gets free marketing by letting people share with everyone.

Submitted by gabzlel t3_z9kp3z on December 1, 2022 at 10:41 AM

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None of us made a conscious decision to be born, yet we are all choosing to stay.

Submitted by E_loomuhnah_T t3_z9jhq0 on December 1, 2022 at 9:26 AM

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The a woman being denied from a bar for looking young is both an insult and a compliment

Submitted by 0mega_Flowey t3_z97u8z on November 30, 2022 at 11:59 PM

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People learning English as a second language have to pick an accent.

Submitted by ihatewiiplaymotion t3_z9557k on November 30, 2022 at 10:15 PM

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Reality isn’t relevant. It’s perception that’s everything.

Submitted by Wizardofthecreek t3_z97krm on November 30, 2022 at 11:48 PM

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Every hole in the human body is used for some sort of pleasure, yet some of us have trypophobia

Submitted by WittyWinWild t3_z97084 on November 30, 2022 at 11:25 PM

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The clitoris is a micro-penis, the vagina is an inverted ballsack.

Submitted by Salingo t3_z95xa1 on November 30, 2022 at 10:44 PM

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Baby teeth are basicly a tutorial for taking care of tooths

Submitted by marcistan t3_z97cc0 on November 30, 2022 at 11:38 PM

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Due to museums, future archeologist are going to think almost every ancient civilization had settlements all over the world.

Submitted by anticapital0708 t3_z953dp on November 30, 2022 at 10:13 PM

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There’s a moment during a cremation where the meat is perfectly cooked

Submitted by XoCCeT t3_z94loy on November 30, 2022 at 9:56 PM

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Since dating apps are powered by algorithms, accidentally matching with a psycho will increase the chances of matching with another one in the future.

Submitted by Namuskeeper t3_z8jwa1 on November 30, 2022 at 6:35 AM

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