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The fact that female gymnasts are expected to wear make-up is pretty confusing.

Submitted by thesmartass1 t3_zwpdw6 on December 27, 2022 at 8:34 PM

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Vegans shouldn't drive because gasoline comes from dinosaurs

Submitted by Mr-Bones-6150 t3_zuj7hu on December 24, 2022 at 9:27 PM

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There's likely never gonna be a music decade as iconic as was the 90s

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zwgz1o on December 27, 2022 at 2:34 PM

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There really isn’t a point for anyone to exist.

Submitted by pixelbluejay t3_zwgcv4 on December 27, 2022 at 2:04 PM

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Learning a new language opens a new dimension of the internet.

Submitted by scissorsandpaper t3_zwf2mn on December 27, 2022 at 12:57 PM

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Prostitution bad when Constitution is good

Submitted by Owlkinhoot1 t3_zvy7sp on December 26, 2022 at 10:02 PM

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Sending old people into space to research, report, and die is the most ethical way to accelerate space exploration

Submitted by i-dm t3_zw8n5o on December 27, 2022 at 6:18 AM

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Somewhere in your family tree, at least one distant ancestor has murdered somebody.

Submitted by jaredpinney123 t3_zw73eu on December 27, 2022 at 4:56 AM

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In order to love yourself, you not only have to be willing to love yourself but also able to accept love from yourself.

Submitted by serperOfTheThrone t3_zw2cc6 on December 27, 2022 at 1:03 AM

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You don’t see RVs get in a lot of accidents

Submitted by Blinky_ t3_zvdvll on December 26, 2022 at 3:23 AM

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More clear than ever, the thruth has become relative

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zvq6rk on December 26, 2022 at 4:03 PM

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You spend every second of your life in the company of a skeleton

Submitted by Ukleon t3_zvogpb on December 26, 2022 at 2:39 PM

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There is a technical loophole between December 25th and 31st where you can be naughty and it won't count for the year.

Submitted by AdrianValistar t3_zvzydc on December 26, 2022 at 11:16 PM

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Humans are 60% water, yet they're considered carbon based life forms.

Submitted by The_Evil_Owl t3_zv7qkx on December 25, 2022 at 9:58 PM

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There's No Drums in Little Drummer Boy

Submitted by fritzchar1eston t3_zvb5gr on December 26, 2022 at 12:53 AM

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Sour cream isn’t sour

Submitted by TheMassenpropeller t3_zve0oz on December 26, 2022 at 3:31 AM

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You can be physically challenged, but not mentally challenged.

Submitted by bichuguessedit t3_zvdjgx on December 26, 2022 at 3:04 AM

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People learn to tie their shoes one way and never change it their whole life.

Submitted by 420Farmerx t3_zvpjiy on December 26, 2022 at 3:33 PM

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Every year Santa has to travel a little bit faster since there are more people in the world and therefore more gifts have to be given.

Submitted by ScenicFlyer41 t3_zvba5x on December 26, 2022 at 1:00 AM

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Surgery replaces an injury that is hard for your body to heal with an injury that is easier for your body to heal.

Submitted by HarryTOMalley t3_zvmzy1 on December 26, 2022 at 1:20 PM

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You never see old people laying/sleeping on their stomach

Submitted by orangefan1 t3_zvhmp7 on December 26, 2022 at 7:15 AM

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It’s so paradoxical that nuclear bombs; the most destructive weapon ever produced is what is keeping peace

Submitted by Baybears t3_zvdika on December 26, 2022 at 3:02 AM

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Monopoly teaches you that you are more willing to go to jail as you get poorer.

Submitted by denikar t3_zvb0yc on December 26, 2022 at 12:47 AM

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Santa is a world wide criminal becauwe he brakes into over a billion houses every year