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Trying to win the lottery by playing 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 is not better or worse than playing any other combination

Submitted by NoNo_Cilantro t3_1001q4o on December 31, 2022 at 7:32 PM

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In Horror Movies the cast slowly becomes smaller, but in adventure movies it slowly becomes bigger

Submitted by OverallGamer696 t3_zzvnb5 on December 31, 2022 at 2:47 PM

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Most if not all people really don't appreciate how useful our ability to internally monologue is.

Submitted by HavelTheRockJohnson t3_zyzow8 on December 30, 2022 at 12:45 PM

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We look for perfection in handcrafted items and for imperfections in mass produced goods.

Submitted by mihvtxx t3_zzvlef on December 31, 2022 at 2:45 PM

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You can't gargle with your mouth closed

Submitted by killerstapler420 t3_zzyjmi on December 31, 2022 at 5:03 PM

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Picking our nose is one of the few actions we do that only uses our sense of touch

Submitted by Feraminecarts77 t3_zzt03x on December 31, 2022 at 12:23 PM

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LinkedIn is Tinder in reverse. Hot women write to nerd men who don't write back.

Submitted by S3ndy t3_zypw0y on December 30, 2022 at 3:38 AM

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Blind people will never be able to find Waldo.

Submitted by deadfermata t3_zzyk5i on December 31, 2022 at 5:04 PM

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It is impossible to get a good answer if you ask someone what it's like to die.

Submitted by graydonatvail t3_zzwsar on December 31, 2022 at 3:42 PM

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There’s no word in English for a parent who has lost a child

Submitted by space_cvnts t3_zzc724 on December 30, 2022 at 9:33 PM

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The older a bridge is, the safer it is to cross.

Submitted by nibbatron9000 t3_zzwuyf on December 31, 2022 at 3:46 PM

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Most grilled cheese is fried, not grilled.

Submitted by kevingharvey t3_zznwtn on December 31, 2022 at 6:53 AM

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We sound smarter when we aren't talking

Submitted by HairToothpaste_ t3_zzrpz4 on December 31, 2022 at 11:04 AM

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Spiderman must be drinking a fuckton of water.

Submitted by TheFunnyShah t3_zzib84 on December 31, 2022 at 1:59 AM

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We all find it totally normal to see people sleeping in airport chairs but out on the street or in a park it is usually frowned upon

Submitted by Life-Meal6635 t3_zzm5n7 on December 31, 2022 at 5:12 AM

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There’s just as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there is from 0 to infinity.

Submitted by Resinate1 t3_zyzi9w on December 30, 2022 at 12:35 PM

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A.I. robots don't have to hold their breath to shoot a weapon.

Submitted by Captain_Excellence t3_zz57d1 on December 30, 2022 at 4:49 PM

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The brain has a frame rate

Submitted by The_Sauce106 t3_zysbje on December 30, 2022 at 5:39 AM

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January is next week, next month, and next year

Submitted by PortugueseBenny t3_zynrmn on December 30, 2022 at 2:00 AM

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The Price is Right increased in difficulty more than any other game show because of inflation.

Submitted by Warruzz t3_zz0mgt on December 30, 2022 at 1:32 PM

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One day, most of the Earth will be covered by cemeteries.

Submitted by Haunting_Sea9558 t3_zz86nc on December 30, 2022 at 6:49 PM

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We're eventually going to hit a tipping point at which virtually all crimes in history can be solved with DNA and jailed innocents freed.

Submitted by labretirementhome t3_zzskzh on December 31, 2022 at 11:59 AM

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Baby clothes have pockets but babies have zero need for pockets. Meanwhile women's clothing often lacks pockets when women desperately need them.

Submitted by HalfLawKiss t3_zzosns on December 31, 2022 at 7:49 AM

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One-eyed people can't see 3D movies.

Submitted by oss-gamer t3_zzvio4 on December 31, 2022 at 2:41 PM

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Dating someone out of you league personality-wise is way more rewarding than dating someone out of you league beauty-wise. because it actually thrives you to be a better person rather than trying to look better.

Submitted by sweaty_pants_ t3_zyvra6 on December 30, 2022 at 8:55 AM

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