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Mid to late twenties is a weird age where you can still pass as a teenager but you can feel your body is falling apart with each passing day.

Submitted by mizfluffyunicorn t3_10n2n37 on January 28, 2023 at 1:40 AM

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Being named employee of the month is both happy and quite sad.

Submitted by chopinrocks t3_10n12zh on January 28, 2023 at 12:31 AM

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The voice in your head can't change volume, so you can't annoy mindreaders by yelling.

Submitted by Neoslayer t3_10lwlr8 on January 26, 2023 at 4:59 PM

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The more of an apple you eat, the less you enjoy eating it.

Submitted by Lwannagothere t3_10muzl8 on January 27, 2023 at 8:22 PM

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The transition to digital currency is terrible for homeless people.

Submitted by YoThatsFed t3_10l7e0m on January 25, 2023 at 7:33 PM

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Men make a bigger deal about dick size than woman do

Submitted by TheUberGinger t3_10my995 on January 27, 2023 at 10:34 PM

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Valentine's Day is coming up but most men will receive their first bouquet of flowers at their funerals.

Submitted by johnwayne2413 t3_10ml9g7 on January 27, 2023 at 1:49 PM

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We drink alcohol to forget our problems. However, alcohol causes cancer, which is a major problem.

Submitted by OrganizedxxChaos t3_10mqig3 on January 27, 2023 at 5:26 PM

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It’s a good thing that we can only feel our inner organs when they’re in pain.

Submitted by crookshanks_cat t3_10m1pvt on January 26, 2023 at 8:33 PM

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Real, authentic, unconditional love has no opposite. It arises from beyond the egoic mind and cherishes the soul of another human, free of expectations.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10mq3rw on January 27, 2023 at 5:10 PM

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As much as we see child stars coming out traumatized from starring in kids' shows and movies, you gotta wonder how the kids from R-rated horror movies turn out.

Submitted by Mutant_Llama1 t3_10ms9ag on January 27, 2023 at 6:35 PM

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In the future, the chance of your body being dug up and put under glass so kids can stare at it is not zero.

Submitted by LeftOnQuietRoad t3_10m9zhc on January 27, 2023 at 2:42 AM

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Typing 60 and 100 on a microwave timer are the exact same amount.

Submitted by bigredmidget t3_10mjpl2 on January 27, 2023 at 12:33 PM

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There's an extinction-level sized Asteroid on a collision course with Earth as we speak.

Submitted by TheMostHumbleSavant t3_10m9paw on January 27, 2023 at 2:28 AM

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You can really tell who hasn’t worked in a retail/customer service job by the way they treat the workers at a store

Submitted by PacmanTheHitman t3_10moix4 on January 27, 2023 at 4:07 PM

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The fact that the asteroid that just barely missed Earth was discovered on Saturday is kinda a problem.

Submitted by scissorchest t3_10mnli6 on January 27, 2023 at 3:29 PM

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Pound for pound, humans have very powerful kicks compared to animals.

Submitted by Shamon_Yu t3_10l1yhh on January 25, 2023 at 3:58 PM

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Human knowledge distributes like a bittorrent swarm, but not enough peers validate chksums. it's going to corrupt civilization's data integrity.

Submitted by Darfoot t3_10lnt3d on January 26, 2023 at 9:13 AM

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Taking a shit is one of life’s most common activities, but the one that is the least discussed

Submitted by abaganoush t3_10mj3jw on January 27, 2023 at 11:58 AM

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Millions of people will die believing ponies are baby horses

Submitted by LiesToldbySociety t3_10mizdo on January 27, 2023 at 11:50 AM

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Shouldn't Men use female perfume because it's made to smell good for female buyers.

Submitted by SnooRabbits9092 t3_10mhpuv on January 27, 2023 at 10:29 AM

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A lot of men prefer small boobs and it makes women feel better in their own bodies but almost no women prefer small penis

Submitted by Ziemniak638 t3_10mh9rh on January 27, 2023 at 9:59 AM

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Going to the supermarket is foraging on easy mode.

Submitted by Meshd t3_10mg2kd on January 27, 2023 at 8:33 AM

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A large asteroid can hit Earth, obliterate all life, end all human beings' suffering, and the universe wouldn't notice.

Submitted by Wrathofserenity t3_10lh99w on January 26, 2023 at 2:38 AM

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A hot knife through butter goes as smoothly as a knife through hot butter

Submitted by AverageApache t3_10lrtwq on January 26, 2023 at 1:30 PM

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