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The generation that put 'parental advisory explicit content' stickers on music is complaining about trigger warnings.

Submitted by OcheMask t3_10o655j on January 29, 2023 at 12:02 PM

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Due to the speed of light, we’re technically only seeing into the very near past.

Submitted by A-rat-on-a-keyboard t3_10nzru3 on January 29, 2023 at 5:20 AM

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At a certain floor level, you can have sex without closing the curtain.

Submitted by JJ_07 t3_10n1w76 on January 28, 2023 at 1:06 AM

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In theory drinking water is canibalisim.

Submitted by Graffit-man t3_10nn456 on January 28, 2023 at 7:21 PM

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People consider it a problem if you’re 16 and a date an 18 year old but not if you’re 17 and date 18 year old.

Submitted by Coronazonewearmask t3_10nxebt on January 29, 2023 at 3:10 AM

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You can't properly weigh your body parts without cutting them off

Submitted by PygmeePony t3_10njl07 on January 28, 2023 at 4:51 PM

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Jack only jumped over a single lousy candlestick & got his own song; meanwhile, the cow that jumped over the moon has to share the billing with a laughing dog & eloping dish & spoon.

Submitted by AtlasShrunked t3_10n3ld9 on January 28, 2023 at 2:23 AM

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Some women get paid to lose their virginity while some men pay to lose theirs

Submitted by RedDogs48 t3_10n418l on January 28, 2023 at 2:45 AM

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Young people in the 2080s are gonna find pictures of grandma that are her in a dog filter

Submitted by BlankCanvas609 t3_10n0qrn on January 28, 2023 at 12:17 AM

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After a few hundred generations of racial crossbreeding, movies won't have accurate racial representation since everyone will have light brown skin.

Submitted by kdods22402 t3_10n1c9w on January 28, 2023 at 12:42 AM

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When we're walking around a crowd of people and they cut us off or walk slower in front of us, we are usually fine with it. But once we're in a car, the entire attitude changes.

Submitted by eggtart_prince t3_10no4vz on January 28, 2023 at 8:05 PM

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Real men aren't moved by pronouncements about what real men do or don't do.

Submitted by Slimlens t3_10no3s9 on January 28, 2023 at 8:04 PM

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Crunching on your own chips is not annoying but when someone else crunches it’s annoying.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10niqjw on January 28, 2023 at 4:15 PM

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We all come from a very long line of people who successfully managed to procreate

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10nhjkl on January 28, 2023 at 3:23 PM

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Millions of people still don't know that the Sun is white and not yellow.

Submitted by UltraDS t3_10ngem4 on January 28, 2023 at 2:31 PM

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Millions of people think day and night is because of earth rotating around the sun

Submitted by ToDonutsBeTheGlory t3_10neh40 on January 28, 2023 at 12:58 PM

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Humans are an invasive species everywhere except sub-Saharan Africa.

Submitted by TGK102 t3_10n5tbb on January 28, 2023 at 4:14 AM

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People who wear pyjamas in public are often accused of giving up on life but maybe, in fact, they're actually living their best lives.

Submitted by iklegemma t3_10ne3n3 on January 28, 2023 at 12:36 PM

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People drink coffee in the morning to ensure timely bowel movements.

Submitted by PravusTheRed t3_10moee2 on January 27, 2023 at 4:01 PM

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It’s weird when people use editing to cover their cats’ buttholes in photographs

Submitted by goawaybatn t3_10mtp6b on January 27, 2023 at 7:31 PM

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When you really think about it, most friends are made in a classroom setting, which explains why it’s harder to make friends as an adult

Submitted by and_a_side_of_fries t3_10naxpd on January 28, 2023 at 9:18 AM

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You can't look at text and not read it

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10mq5yi on January 27, 2023 at 5:12 PM

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Everyone is wrong about footballs, it is neither the shape of a ball nor does it have any feet.

Submitted by --DoReFuckMi-- t3_10n686s on January 28, 2023 at 4:35 AM

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There is no tru valu for tiem except in relation to it self.

Submitted by MyDogActuallyFucksMe t3_10n2htq on January 28, 2023 at 1:33 AM

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Work is exciting because it's mostly just constantly coming down from people pissing you off.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_10n2h5k on January 28, 2023 at 1:32 AM

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