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In the span of half a century, we went from cars that have neither have cassette players nor CD players, to cars that have cassette players, to cars that have CD players, and then back to cars that have neither.

Submitted by wimpykidfan37 t3_yrtp0j on November 10, 2022 at 10:25 PM

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Eating an entire brick of cheese sounds gross until it's melted and paired with a bunch of fried tortillas

Submitted by Running_Is_Life t3_yvi7sj on November 15, 2022 at 12:56 AM

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Since carbon dioxide is denser that oxygen, we lose weight when we breath.

Submitted by TurboTurtle- t3_yw5gaa on November 15, 2022 at 6:25 PM

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Nuclear reactor are glorified steam engine

Submitted by AncientShakthimaan t3_yxsol0 on November 17, 2022 at 3:08 PM

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Guys will have sex with almost any woman who initiates, but on PornHub it takes them past page 30 to find what they are looking for

Submitted by TIFUstorytime t3_yy813j on November 18, 2022 at 1:55 AM

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Someone with a colostomy bag has the cleanest ass you’ll ever eat

Submitted by WeCanDoThisCNJ t3_yz1560 on November 19, 2022 at 2:17 AM

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It's not that everything was better when you were a child you just didn't have to deal with grown-up-problems

Submitted by Quelair t3_yznst6 on November 19, 2022 at 10:21 PM

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Easier surely to use an actual planet rather than build a planet-sized Death Star

Submitted by pufballcat t3_z2tkbi on November 23, 2022 at 4:29 PM

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Toothpaste has no reason to be mint flavored.

Submitted by Zotetheoat t3_z2w88h on November 23, 2022 at 6:13 PM

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There is probably a tastier bird that we’re missing out on bc evolution didn’t favor it

Submitted by 8thFounder t3_z3sh9c on November 24, 2022 at 7:27 PM

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Porn is hot when viewed alone but humorous when viewed in a group because we’re too embarrassed to admit it’s hot.

Submitted by Malfeitor1 t3_z58n3v on November 26, 2022 at 2:20 PM

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Lab grown meat will have less microplastics than farmed meat

Submitted by p1nkie_ t3_z5xh55 on November 27, 2022 at 10:04 AM

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There's absolutely no way we know what dinosaur skin looks like.

Submitted by zav3rmd t3_zyv55j on December 30, 2022 at 8:18 AM

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Most grilled cheese is fried, not grilled.

Submitted by kevingharvey t3_zznwtn on December 31, 2022 at 6:53 AM

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We are very lucky that bugs are small, imagine dog sized cockroaches

Submitted by SweetConsequence1 t3_zaigf5 on December 2, 2022 at 10:39 AM

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The temperature of water in Celsius is the % boiled it is.

Submitted by SomeGuyWearingPants t3_zbd9c4 on December 3, 2022 at 10:23 AM

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Someone is allergic to human meat and just doesn’t know it.

Submitted by mercutio_is_dead t3_zdpvmb on December 6, 2022 at 12:41 AM

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People think old technology was terrible, but we still made it to the moon over 50 years ago

Submitted by Willellison28 t3_zedvft on December 6, 2022 at 6:21 PM

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The internet made a bigger deal about a black girl playing fictional Little Mermaid, than they did about a latina playing Marilyn Monroe.

Submitted by party_daz t3_zez1ku on December 7, 2022 at 11:39 AM

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As AI art becomes more and more indistinguishable from regular art, the most respected artists will end up being the ones who record themselves in the process

Submitted by DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics t3_zf7oou on December 7, 2022 at 5:38 PM

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You have to wait your whole life to see if you get murdered or not.

Submitted by Ifunnyizbetter t3_zfy40l on December 8, 2022 at 12:55 PM

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People harshly shame and look down on morbidly obese people while show empathy and compassion towards anorexic despite both being heavily linked to mental health issues.

Submitted by Mysterious-Board9079 t3_zg877v on December 8, 2022 at 7:08 PM

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There are two ways to contract 'You are not'

Submitted by MaceWindont0515 t3_zh1dwz on December 9, 2022 at 4:17 PM

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Most men value having a big d***, but never consider how inconvenient it actually is…

Submitted by HansenIntercept t3_zh4ab1 on December 9, 2022 at 6:10 PM

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The brain decides to make injuries painful instead of just letting us know we are injured without pain.

Submitted by TeloYT t3_zi714j on December 10, 2022 at 11:24 PM

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