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Out there, there must be policemen that eat a lot of the food they confiscate from people for various reasons.

Submitted by TheHooligan95 t3_yf6v2k on October 27, 2022 at 11:24 PM

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Hamburgers with pickles are cucumber sandwhiches.

Submitted by FizzlePopBerryTwist t3_ycmfed on October 24, 2022 at 8:56 PM

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Jared Leto fucking sucks

Submitted by angery-monkey t3_yilqg3 on October 31, 2022 at 7:13 PM

21 comments

Humans live in the wild too

Submitted by PiperXL t3_yhc15z on October 30, 2022 at 11:29 AM

9 comments

Rhyming is meaningless to deaf people.

Submitted by Beanpie620 t3_yh3ob3 on October 30, 2022 at 3:43 AM

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Bluey’s dad probably uses the C word.

Submitted by acousticwonder t3_ycwq4k on October 25, 2022 at 5:20 AM

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Give a man a fishfeed, him for a day but you give the fish and the man you give a fish will feed him for a day.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yfcaxe on October 28, 2022 at 3:16 AM

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Existence is a river. flowing to a end that can not be imagined. You can dam it, reroute it, slow it, but the end is always there waiting. The force of the water pushing, regardless of what the fish in it believe. There is no thought behind it, just the inevitable pull constantly dragging onward

Submitted by TechnoBlaze t3_ygp9qe on October 29, 2022 at 5:18 PM

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There's no money to be made in saving the earth, but lots to be made in selling you solutions to live in an uninhabitable environment.

Submitted by RealSilantro t3_yisquu on October 31, 2022 at 11:45 PM

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Hospitals are both spawn points and ending points for humans

Submitted by DDRacing7 t3_yhlr4u on October 30, 2022 at 6:18 PM

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Most Halloween candy is eaten in November

Submitted by Ok-Software-1902 t3_yhw8ml on October 31, 2022 at 12:59 AM

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It is both selfish and selfless to do somebody a favor if you're only doing it because it makes you feel good.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yh3g7j on October 30, 2022 at 3:30 AM

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Beef is a more moral meat than chicken because you get more food per life taken

Submitted by I-Am-Polaris t3_yf9awq on October 28, 2022 at 1:07 AM

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Perhaps dreaming is our natural state, and the only reason we wale up is to gather further information for them.

Submitted by Orcasareglorious t3_yfpe7z on October 28, 2022 at 2:17 PM

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When we perfect VR, ads will become a lot more frustrating.

Submitted by LoudMindOven t3_yiqz1n on October 31, 2022 at 10:29 PM

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There are two types of creativity: One in which you have no limits, and the other in which you make the most out of your limits

Submitted by TanglyBinkie t3_y86r4t on October 19, 2022 at 4:09 PM

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In order to fall asleep, you need to pretend to be asleep.

Submitted by bruhzero1 t3_yhsxls on October 30, 2022 at 10:58 PM

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We are only scared of old ladies in rocking chairs and children when they are transparent.

Submitted by Elluminated t3_yi0x09 on October 31, 2022 at 4:40 AM

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Harry Potter, a very Halloween orientated story, has coincidently stopped children from dressing in traditional halloween costumes for years and instead encourage them to dress as school children.

Submitted by SeventyTwoCrew t3_yiprjo on October 31, 2022 at 9:39 PM

5 comments

We'd have a much cleaner environment if we grew wings.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yesvxp on October 27, 2022 at 2:06 PM

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2 factor authentication is a trick to get us to give our phone numbers out

Submitted by Sitford t3_yiduex on October 31, 2022 at 2:33 PM

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It’s technically possible to travel anywhere on Earth by going just north and south.

Submitted by Space____Ranger t3_yisr7v on October 31, 2022 at 11:45 PM

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Jet lag in Star Wars must be brutal

Submitted by MilesDingus_ t3_yhuzgq on October 31, 2022 at 12:11 AM

12 comments

We’re not supposed to shit where we eat

Submitted by [deleted] t3_yhntt5 on October 30, 2022 at 7:41 PM

7 comments

A rock might have spent over 260 million years in the ocean trying to get to the beach just to get thrown out in the water again

Submitted by Waoonet t3_yil2mp on October 31, 2022 at 6:52 PM

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