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You need N+1 wipes to realise you needed N wipes

Submitted by Rhyze t3_ztqbrl on December 23, 2022 at 7:23 PM

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Only one day in the year will a person be in a completely different year than another person

Submitted by VulthrxIsAWeeb t3_1001qy8 on December 31, 2022 at 7:33 PM

10 comments

The problem with bettering yourself and trying to grow into a better person, is having to deal with people who don't want/care to do the same.

Submitted by KnottiMunki t3_zyag2j on December 29, 2022 at 5:08 PM

11 comments

Calling someone an NPC is the cruelest level of calling someone basic. You're basically saying they are artificial without intelligence.

Submitted by MeeperX t3_zyncl3 on December 30, 2022 at 1:42 AM

16 comments

Tonight, the first 2010s babies become teenagers

Submitted by AverageUser1010 t3_1002vsh on December 31, 2022 at 8:27 PM

5 comments

Your eyes have likely never seen each other except through reflections or pictures

Submitted by succiestsuccy t3_zzxk6p on December 31, 2022 at 4:18 PM

7 comments

Ice rinks are self leveling.

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zsut1z on December 22, 2022 at 7:38 PM

7 comments

Blood creates urine, but blood in urine is very bad.

Submitted by somethinggoeshere11 t3_zyct1b on December 29, 2022 at 6:44 PM

9 comments

Prostitution bad when Constitution is good

Submitted by Owlkinhoot1 t3_zvy7sp on December 26, 2022 at 10:02 PM

9 comments

The mail carrier may very well have a complete profile on you and all of your neighbors, and we’re just supposed to be ok with that.

Submitted by DrFitterWelder420 t3_1001fu3 on December 31, 2022 at 7:18 PM

12 comments

One day, most of the Earth will be covered by cemeteries.

Submitted by Haunting_Sea9558 t3_zz86nc on December 30, 2022 at 6:49 PM

7 comments

It’s possible for a person with no arms to commit an armed robbery

Submitted by weirdbacon t3_zzytfz on December 31, 2022 at 5:16 PM

15 comments

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Blind people will never be able to find Waldo.

Submitted by deadfermata t3_zzyk5i on December 31, 2022 at 5:04 PM

7 comments

We sound smarter when we aren't talking

Submitted by HairToothpaste_ t3_zzrpz4 on December 31, 2022 at 11:04 AM

6 comments

There's No Drums in Little Drummer Boy

Submitted by fritzchar1eston t3_zvb5gr on December 26, 2022 at 12:53 AM

10 comments

At one point in history, humans all agreed on one calendar date

Submitted by Le_Petit_Flo t3_zzu1ox on December 31, 2022 at 1:23 PM

14 comments

A lactose intolerant person is less likely to cry over spilled milk.

Submitted by kamyizme t3_zzkju2 on December 31, 2022 at 3:48 AM

8 comments

Benicio del Toro is the Puerto Rican Brad Pitt

Submitted by TreeBearOne t3_zylxvx on December 30, 2022 at 12:43 AM

9 comments

Before 'was' was 'was', 'was' was 'is'.

Submitted by Thay_Guy t3_zz7mj9 on December 30, 2022 at 6:25 PM

15 comments

You can‘t succeed in getting pregnant if you suck seed.

Submitted by Tecca187 t3_zxa495 on December 28, 2022 at 1:53 PM

7 comments

There’s a common saying that women can’t drive, but usually the person that taught them is their father

Submitted by [deleted] t3_zx6149 on December 28, 2022 at 10:10 AM

9 comments

Happiness can be easily achieved when expectations and reality are equal

Submitted by telrod11 t3_1002q60 on December 31, 2022 at 8:20 PM

3 comments

Cold water tastes better because it usually indicates it's fresh out of the ground while warm water is usually stale and unsafe.

Submitted by Craftusmaximus2 t3_zzc0b6 on December 30, 2022 at 9:26 PM

8 comments

All food ends up as either waste, waste or waist.

Submitted by randomusername_815 t3_zxwgqa on December 29, 2022 at 5:07 AM

41 comments

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The # sign is always in italic.

Submitted by FlowerOk1750 t3_zvxu9o on December 26, 2022 at 9:46 PM

12 comments