Shaurma99 t1_jech2lm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:22 AM

My parents weren't religious ("we believe in a higher power but dont know what") and then went to a non fundamentalists and not extreme church, and lived in California, but within months they were punishing me for believing in evolution because it was against the Bible they said, while also claiming it was interpretive and not literal.

They literally just knew evolution was something Christians stereotypically hate so decided they were against it too since they're Christian now.

shredslanding t1_jecgly2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:19 AM

Reply to Boomers and "classic rock". by der_innkeeper

Never mind is like 30 years old. Jeez.

Flamewing29 t1_jecgfiu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:17 AM

Reply to comment by f13y0ur in Back to you, Richard by Yeetthyself64

Actually they are running your feed through a censor so that anything you say can be blurred out if needed

Dapper-Discipline-54 OP t1_jecgb2c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:16 AM

Reply to comment by m0dsaresexpredators in Plez no by Dapper-Discipline-54

Big facts

Fabulous-Passion3715 t1_jecgaye wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:16 AM

Reply to Nothing is worse by Mpf06002

Meanwhile, I'm lovin' the bidet I just installed, which shoots a powerful jet of water right up my ass after a dump. On full blast, I'm starting to think that it is more of an enema giving me a colon cleanse.

m0dsaresexpredators t1_jecg81v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:16 AM

Reply to Plez no by Dapper-Discipline-54

And then she lets the kids run around, causing a mess and distraction. When the bill comes, she won't leave a tip, because she's on a budget, even though she is watching you vaccuum her little shits cracker crumbs all over the carpet in the middle of a dinner rush. That server PTSD coming back

Calligaster t1_jecg2n7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:15 AM

Reply to Good on ya Mr by big_boi_lichael_man

"Why bring it up at the urinal?"

ShortfallofAardvark t1_jecfz6c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:14 AM

Reply to comment by HelloThere465 in Evolution go brrr by HelloThere465

I’ve never understood the whole science vs. religion thing. I’m not exactly religious but I just don’t understand why god can’t create the universe and let science and evolution do the rest of the work.

Agreeable-Ferret5538 t1_jecfya9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:14 AM

Reply to comment by jacknshit in The struggle by garrettglover7

Good one

CaptainPhantom2 t1_jecftdg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:13 AM

Reply to Evolution go brrr by HelloThere465

I love the “tornado blows through a junkyard and makes a commercial airliner” saying. Like if you give me ≈200 sextillion tornados in a junkyard as large as the universe I'm willing to bet that one of those will make something that resembles an airplane

big_boi_lichael_man OP t1_jecfmpg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:11 AM

Reply to comment by InaequaleMagnanimity in Good on ya Mr by big_boi_lichael_man

Lol

Saucebean2000 t1_jecfmni wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:11 AM

Reply to comment by Affectionate-Kick804 in Evolution go brrr by HelloThere465

Science is not an entity capable of self-awareness and therefore can not concive falsehoods. What you're referring to as lies are either mistakes made by people in scientific fields that are later corrected through better resurch and experiments with better techniques and equipment or published "scientific articles" that are just propaganda fended by large corporations to preserve their image or push their agenda. Example, coke funding articles that sugar and soda don't make people fat, or how cigarette companies paid off doctors to calim their products weren't related to lung cancer.