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Lanky-Truck6409 t1_jedgpdd wrote
Reply to I’m a security guard who works the night shift at an art gallery, and my wife bought one of the haunted paintings. by Theeaglestrikes
You work two jobs to make ends meetbur your wife când casually make an art gallery owner an offer?
Filth_above_all t1_jedgiff wrote
good on ya suzan, oop is a judgmental asshole, nothing wrong with some music on the job.
Aerodrache t1_jedgh2y wrote
Wow. Congratulations. This is officially the dumbest, most convoluted plan to murder a sibling that I have ever seen.
Because that’s what you did. That wasn’t a sad accident. You had a hundred years to think “what can I put in this notebook, what can I say to myself, to make me figure this out on my own?”
Don’t give me any of that bootstrap paradox nonsense, either. You wrote the notes and rules for you. There was absolutely nothing forcing you to make it an exact copy, the timeline would have gotten along just fine.
Frankly, there’s no sensible excuse for you not making it through the years completely unscathed with the benefit of a stable time loop which can preserve knowledge.
I swear, some people. It’s like being chased by a werewolf and refusing to throw a silver fork at it because it would be tacky.
Vilanu t1_jedgbrj wrote
Reply to comment by MsPaganPoetry in Trash by guillardo
They're the embodiment of The Sims™
TaEnTreo t1_jedfsra wrote
Reply to I’m a security guard who works the night shift at an art gallery, and my wife bought one of the haunted paintings. by Theeaglestrikes
2 near-misses in 2 years does not seem sustainable. Not really your fault tho, this is not really a one man job. Would be kinda hard to try and explain this to authorities tho I guess. Also who takes over when you leave in the morning?
danielleshorts t1_jedfmog wrote
Reply to I’m a security guard who works the night shift at an art gallery, and my wife bought one of the haunted paintings. by Theeaglestrikes
Yep, Amy is definitely up to something 😱
monkner t1_jedfkmk wrote
Suzan, your shame will never end. SHAME!!!
mkunique4 t1_jedf7dx wrote
Reply to How Many People Are In The Room? by duskinthegreen
What a bitch!
Mercerskye t1_jedesw5 wrote
Reply to comment by johnsonbrianna1 in I’m a security guard who works the night shift at an art gallery, and my wife bought one of the haunted paintings. by Theeaglestrikes
It's too obvious. But kinda not. I'm thinking Amy isn't Amy, she's one of the monsters. Harper may or may not be crazy, but she's definitely aware of these things.
I'm thinking they need something like a guardian to willingly give up their post.
Prison makes it impossible for them to leave unless the guard willingly succumbs or cedes their ground. Amy is probably just as trapped, maybe her malevolence is inside one of the off limits paintings kept on the upper floors.
An "unwilling warden," if you will.
I'm definitely looking forward to what happens next
stonedoblivion t1_jeddmj8 wrote
Reply to BONESAW VIC’S CRYPTOZOOLOGICAL GARDENS, PART 5: SPRITES, DRAGONS, AND GANGSTERS GALORE by theworldisgrim
Was beginning to think there wasnt gonna be any more of these. Loving the story so far and hope the next part comes sooner than later. And if your protected by the Sprite king, shouldn't he be making sure people dont know that you're planning something?
Mo3inaz t1_jedckyi wrote
Reply to How Many People Are In The Room? by duskinthegreen
Stella used your crush on her to basically condemn you to your grave. I would cut the flesh carving off and salt the entryway to the room. It might repeal them unholy beings
Theeaglestrikes OP t1_jedbebu wrote
Reply to comment by johnsonbrianna1 in I’m a security guard who works the night shift at an art gallery, and my wife bought one of the haunted paintings. by Theeaglestrikes
I fear you might be right.
johnsonbrianna1 t1_jeda700 wrote
Reply to How Many People Are In The Room? by duskinthegreen
Okay so fuck Stella sounds like she deserved to die.
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Number1BestCat t1_jed8ys5 wrote
Reply to comment by Jazzlike-Willow3913 in FWD: Suzan, don't tell anyone but the janitor threatened to murder me by MikeJesus
Yes I kind of want hear more about the Pied Piper of dirty cloths, they sound fun.
johnsonbrianna1 t1_jed8vw4 wrote
Reply to I’m a security guard who works the night shift at an art gallery, and my wife bought one of the haunted paintings. by Theeaglestrikes
YES HER SISTER ISNT CRAZY. AMY IS. Amy is the reason those creatures exist. Amy is the reason her sister in is that psych ward. Harper isn’t the crazy one, Amy is.
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Mississimia t1_jed7ifh wrote
Did you get a good look at it? You said your wife's eyes were red like she wasn't blinking but did you see the-thing-resembling-Kyle's eyes?
sakuradelluna t1_jed75lm wrote
wtf Suzan??
DropDeadMaxxi t1_jed6ijp wrote
Reply to My ex thinks his house is haunted, and wants me to investigate. The "Ghost Experiments" videos he sent me are... terrifying. by marniesus
"You presumptuous bastard... i do"
Proper_Secret656 t1_jedhf07 wrote
Reply to comment by hypomaniacmeg in I found a journal in an abandoned psych ward. I think it might be telling the truth. by killerfuzzball7
I relate. My experience was traumatic too and being held longer than needed was agonizing. It certainly gave me some stories though.