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itsallgood013 t1_jcny8f2 wrote
I’m suffering by reading this headline.
RonnarRage t1_jcnxb6t wrote
Reply to comment by Pauzhaan in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
How's that capitalism? I can point to group self interest in every other market model lmao.
JackKovack t1_jcnx3xx wrote
Reply to comment by Zacolian in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
Shit, what plane crash were you in?
JackKovack t1_jcnwsmc wrote
Reply to comment by ooDymasOo in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
Woo! This is like a ride! Haha haha, this is fun. Oh, we’re going down fast wahoo! We’ll be fine. Says the lawyer.
radassdudenumber1 t1_jcnu7o5 wrote
nondescriptun t1_jcntwu2 wrote
"In fact, one of the flights was operated by Spirit, so you could say we helped end their suffering."
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goodlucktoad t1_jcntevh wrote
Reply to Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
According to this headline, there is a commercially available smuggling backpack for pigeons.
whoneedscarpet t1_jcnt9ie wrote
Reply to Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
Why is there no image of the adorable little backpack in this article?
Massive_Ad_8856 t1_jcnrjx3 wrote
Boeing used to be a really great company. They are disgusting now. They fucked up huge with the 737 Max and should pay. In my opinion they should have been charged criminally for all those deaths. 🖕🏻you Boeing !
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Reply to Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
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janzeera t1_jcnq7jc wrote
Boeing: “The real sufferers of ‘fright and terror’ are the stockholders.”
[deleted] t1_jcnq6fj wrote
Reply to comment by ThirdFloorGreg in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
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TheMightySurtur t1_jcnpgri wrote
Reply to comment by New_Stats in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
Check to see if any are woke drag queens just to be safe.
JackFunk t1_jcnp3ya wrote
Reply to Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
Wow, that video was nuts. Dude is hammered and thinks he's a master criminal.
ThirdFloorGreg t1_jcnnagq wrote
Reply to comment by brian2funny in Man sentenced to life in prison after returning to murder scene to drunkenly tell police what happened by TheFrederalGovt
What the fuck is going on in this comment?
Zacolian t1_jcnmyjy wrote
Reply to comment by ooDymasOo in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
As a plane crash survivor I can tell you right now this is bullshit. When that thing is going down I was confident I was going to die, even though I’m clearly here today.
doelutufe t1_jcnmcuo wrote
Reply to comment by MytthewS in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
See, thats the problem. The C-level didn't work from home, but from the beach. If everyone had done that, it would've been fine, but no, they just had to work from their own home.
Zacpod t1_jcnlusr wrote
And this shit is why I won't set foot on one of their death traps. They're clearly a company whose ONLY motivation is money, and if they need to kill a few hundred people, they're fine with that.
Any company who would blame their pilots for their planes falling out of the sky instead of gazing inwards at the cost-cutting non-redundant sensors, and illegal safety legislation bypassing, clearly has zero morals and can't be trusted with anyone's life.
Fuck Boeing. I hope they die in a fire like the victims of their mismanagement and greed did.
westdl t1_jcnkeoa wrote
Reply to comment by machineguncomic in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
Disgusting and if this doesn’t work, they’ll go for the Schrödinger’s cat defense: Once the door on the plane closed, the passengers and crew were neither alive nor dead and therefore Boeing is not at fault.
HRHGracktheGreat t1_jcnk5fi wrote
Priorities when assigning blame show where their real fears reside. They always new Uncle Sam Warbucks would come bail their asses out.
hackingdreams t1_jcnik2d wrote
So far they've blamed (just off the top of my head): Black people, LGBT people, Women, Biden, and now remote work.
The actual factually known cause: a liquidity crisis caused by social media, enabled by the Republican repeal of banking regulations.
Teshant t1_jcnhwzv wrote
Reply to Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
Somebody’s been watching Mayor of Kingstown.
[deleted] t1_jcnhskb wrote
Reply to comment by marvelmon in SVB blames remote work for bank failure by Loud_Adagio2222
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bloodmonarch t1_jcnz97r wrote
Reply to comment by JackKovack in Boeing Argues That 737 MAX Crash Victims Didn't Suffer by DiamondPittcairn
The one whete he survives.