There is no fucking way at least quarter the movie is true. If he had really tried to scum air companies for millions, he would quickly have been found dead with a bottle of nice Champagne up his ass

I can't help but think that something shady and heavily data stealing-y is going on with this website, judging by how I couldn't even get through the cookie popup in an entire minute and it literally says that it may take a few minutes to make the cookie changes. There is no clear and transparent way of handling my user data that should cause such delay.

My dad’s favorite joke: Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out Forrest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

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Sounds like someone should make a movie about it... but seriously Catch Me If You Can was really good so I ain't even mad.

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Better use for it than what it's intended for.

You must forgive him, boot polish is a known carcinogen

He did though. Just didn't live too long after doing so.

Yes that's it. I support attacking financial institutions in order to harm American businesses and investors.

I want to see banks make shitty investments so that I have to pay to bail them out. I can't think of a better use of my savings than the bailout out billionaires.

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That's why it's supposed to be funny.

I mean, it's essentially a dad joke. 🤷

Grindr Findr Tops and bottoms Lost my kitty cat Which one of you Dirty skanks got him?

Well duh.

His book/movie were very entertaining, but it’s not wise to believe the self-proclaimed king of liars is telling the truth.

My first thought, if he found the cat then it's a brilliant move, not stupid.

These get funnier every time man, keep it up

Not only was he a conman, turns out he conned everyone into thinking he was a conman.

So you support attacking financial institutions in order to harm American businesses and investors?

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When I moved across the country I used Grindr to find a weed plug. Never been offered head after buying weed before. You just don't get that kind of service from straight weed plugs.

>Your friendly reminder that publicly traded companies are legally required to pursue profits at the expense of consumer experiences

*Citation Needed

I'll save you the time: no they are not.

I'll go a step further and provide a citation from a supreme court ruling:
https://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-supreme-court/13-354.html

BURWELL, SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, ET AL. v. HOBBY LOBBY STORES, INC., ET AL.(2014)
No. 13-354

>Modern corporate law does not require for-profit corporations to pursue profit at the expense of everything else, and many do not.

Hey, when your pet is lost, you pull out all the stops.

I mean, if it works...

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