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AndromedaEnterprise t1_jd0wrsc wrote
Reply to Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
My first thought was “hehe, disgruntled employee set that up and locked it before leaving”
But no
“Going forward it will automatically reply to journalists' inquiries with a single poop emoji, Musk announced — via tweet, of course — on Sunday.”
Bear_nuts t1_jd0wlv7 wrote
Lmfao how he got “caught” is the funny part. Dude attended a talk in 1981 and been a hater since 😂
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jd0w9gp wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Pet owner uses Grindr to try and find missing cat in Brighton by xanh86
It's a good argument for why you should stay off grindr
Guy_Mckendrick t1_jd0w4wd wrote
Reply to comment by Dextero_Explosion in New trans-exclusionary "Lesbian Project" accidentally uses trans couple’s image by SqueakSquawk4
Wait, so the article doesn’t reflect this?
Guy_Mckendrick t1_jd0w23m wrote
Reply to comment by Felesio in New trans-exclusionary "Lesbian Project" accidentally uses trans couple’s image by SqueakSquawk4
The only people I’m biased against are stupid people.
AllNamesAreTaken92 t1_jd0w16e wrote
Reply to comment by kawaiibunga in Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
Only because you don't use it doesn't mean nobody else does. Pretty sure it's THE platform for discussion nowadays
Breys t1_jd0vztb wrote
Reply to New trans-exclusionary "Lesbian Project" accidentally uses trans couple’s image by SqueakSquawk4
This is what gets me so angry. A group that is disseminated against by society finally makes inroads towards equality and what do they do. Turn around and feel completely justified in discriminating against another group.
You'd think they'd notice they were using the same attacks that were once used on them.
[deleted] t1_jd0vy83 wrote
Reply to comment by BirdLadyBirdLife in Pet owner uses Grindr to try and find missing cat in Brighton by xanh86
and risk getting an STD from a substance abusing, compulsive liar? No thanks
10Beers10 t1_jd0vqg7 wrote
Reply to Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
Trying to amass email addresses to add more real users?
ChuckFeathers t1_jd0vfxx wrote
Reply to comment by bouchert in New trans-exclusionary "Lesbian Project" accidentally uses trans couple’s image by SqueakSquawk4
I guess everyone is susceptible to lizard brain tribalist reactions.
HMS-Kaiser t1_jd0vdvo wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Pet owner uses Grindr to try and find missing cat in Brighton by xanh86
A likely story
jbjba1234 t1_jd0vb6m wrote
Reply to Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
"hello twitter,
I would like to enter into a contractual agreement where you send me $1000/day in return for me simply staying home and relaxing. If you agree please respond with '💩'
Thank you"
begaterpillar t1_jd0v7es wrote
modern problems require modern solutions
[deleted] t1_jd0v14l wrote
Reply to comment by FindorKotor93 in Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
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Algae_Mission t1_jd0usv6 wrote
Reply to Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
Such an immature person should not be in charge of so many employees, let alone millions of people’s data.
If he wants to be the “visionary genius” that’s one thing, but he should leave the day-to-day operations of these companies to the adults.
bouchert t1_jd0u6r7 wrote
Reply to comment by ChuckFeathers in New trans-exclusionary "Lesbian Project" accidentally uses trans couple’s image by SqueakSquawk4
This is a fundamental problem that arises with intersectionality. A lot of oppressed people turn against each other over minor differences, out of distrust, jealousy, or I don't know what.
BasilExposition75 t1_jd0tna4 wrote
Reply to comment by DarkAthena in New trans-exclusionary "Lesbian Project" accidentally uses trans couple’s image by SqueakSquawk4
Since when are lesbians CIS?
DasGolem t1_jd0ta27 wrote
Reply to Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
Elon is 51 going on 15.
Avethle t1_jd0t4g7 wrote
Reply to New trans-exclusionary "Lesbian Project" accidentally uses trans couple’s image by SqueakSquawk4
lol gotem
PersimmonTea t1_jd0t3a1 wrote
Reply to comment by eastbayted in Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
What?
JethroFire t1_jd0sus3 wrote
Reply to Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
Haha based
PersimmonTea t1_jd0srkl wrote
Reply to Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
Probably the most honest thing Musk has ever done.
Dorp t1_jd0siq9 wrote
Reply to comment by hops4beer in Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
No she was an FBI agent investigating the money laundering of the main villain. Still gross to kiss a kid though.
[deleted] t1_jd0sfny wrote
Reply to comment by oxbloodoi999 in New trans-exclusionary "Lesbian Project" accidentally uses trans couple’s image by SqueakSquawk4
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Malphos101 t1_jd0wxys wrote
Reply to Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
Sweet! Musk is really a great guy, agreed to buy my family a home!
Really nice that billionaires take the time to look out for use consumers who can't afford basic things like housing in this climate. Hopefully he gets us a home with wood flooring, I like the cold chill in the morning to help wake me up!