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Quali-Artifex-Pereo t1_jd8y5br wrote
Reply to comment by jayfeather31 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I have bad news for you... it's most of the world in 2023, and every prior year as well.
Keman2000 t1_jd8xz3w wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Damn, too close for my comfort.
RPDRNick t1_jd8xdog wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
In the name of The Father, The Son, and The Holy Tarantino...
jxj24 t1_jd8xcwy wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
There is nothing so stupid, or so easily, laughably disprovable that someone a distressingly large group of people won't believe it.
And act upon it.
ceton33 t1_jd8wq8e wrote
Reply to comment by jayfeather31 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I'm happy that prayers don't work or America will be a far far far worst country.
dumbledor138 t1_jd8wjzr wrote
Reply to comment by e-rekshun in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
Georgia 🥳 again I was talking about what I would do. I think most of the redditors on this sub are too much sticklers for the rules for my taste. Hence my reply and the subsequent downvoting
Slimjuggalo2002 t1_jd8wg2g wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
"...And this little piggy actually came back from his cigarette run."
AUWarEagle82 t1_jd8vubz wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I don't think this claim has a solid footing or even a leg to stand on.
e-rekshun t1_jd8vjz8 wrote
Reply to comment by dumbledor138 in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
The below states also have agreements with Ontario regarding failure to pay. But the article was about a NY resident. And vehicles are seized on the roadside.
- Alabama
- Arizona
- Arkansas
- Colorado
- Connecticut
- Delaware
- Idaho
- Illinois
- Indiana
- Iowa
- Kansas
- Kentucky
- Louisiana
- Maryland
- Michigan
- Minnesota
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- Missouri
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- New Hampshire
- New Jersey
- New Mexico
- New York
- North Carolina
- North Dakota
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- District of Columbia
jayfeather31 t1_jd8vino wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Ladies and gentlemen, America in 2023.
KombattWombatt t1_jd8vh6v wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I'm pretty sure.
inwhichzeegoesinsane t1_jd8vdyj wrote
Reply to comment by jbjba1234 in Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
I'll bet if you came up with an email chain that didn't make it obvious you were aware the autoreply was going to reply with '💩' you could absolutely get one that'd be actionable
Like spend a few paragraphs asking about protected classes or something, then respond with a "clarifying question" regarding the company's stance on said protected classes lol
At minimum Chief Twit will have to add a 'the above was autogenerated, this email is not from a person...' disclaimer
[deleted] t1_jd8utlv wrote
Reply to comment by paingry in Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
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inwhichzeegoesinsane t1_jd8upqn wrote
Reply to comment by Algae_Mission in Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
Dude's basically loudly announcing to the world that twitter's ripe to get replaced. No company is forever and tech companies aren't immune, see the giants of the past few decades that became shells of their former selves by not innovating.
Any network effect twitter might've had will get weaker over time as people bail. Hell, the decentralized shit is complete garbage from a UX standpoint yet it's passed 10m accounts because people into microblogging want to not be on shitter anymore.
jnmjnmjnm t1_jd8uat6 wrote
Reply to comment by Tje199 in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
This was several years ago… and apparently late at night.
dumbledor138 t1_jd8u6bx wrote
Reply to comment by e-rekshun in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
Well good thing I don’t live in NY thanks though
inwhichzeegoesinsane t1_jd8twn6 wrote
Reply to comment by KamovInOnUp in Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
dude doesn't even have a plan for the shit that comes out of his mouth lol
inwhichzeegoesinsane t1_jd8thcd wrote
Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
back when disney dads ran apartheid mines
inwhichzeegoesinsane t1_jd8t7nv wrote
Reply to Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
> An earlier version of this story mistakenly said Musk bought Twitter for $44 million. In fact, he paid $44 billion.
😂
darkonark t1_jd8rduf wrote
Reply to comment by VelvetyPenus in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
That is not Canada's problem, that is the driver's problem. In Canada most everything is in both English and French.
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Reply to comment by CertainCertainties in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
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DivineCryptographer t1_jd8qt5b wrote
Reply to comment by VelvetyPenus in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
That would imply the US should be posting their speedlimits in both mph and kmh, since the rest of the world barely uses mph, just like how most of the world doesn’t speak Chinese…
Tje199 t1_jd8prm1 wrote
Reply to comment by jnmjnmjnm in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
Did you just say that the QEII, Alberta's primary corridor between its two major cities, is a not very busy highway?
VelvetyPenus t1_jd8mubj wrote
Reply to U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
What's a kilometer? Isn't that what Cocaine Bear ate?
Dudeist-Priest t1_jd8ytw4 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Just “not so sure”? I’ll bet literally everything I have plus anything I can get on credit.