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Superb_Elderberry_85 t1_jd9nzr8 wrote
Reply to comment by Lambor14 in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
And about 30-40km/h below my cruising speed.
zombienudist t1_jd9nxkr wrote
Reply to comment by darkonark in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
I mean it isn't like we don't put up signs to be good helpful neighbours.
zombienudist t1_jd9nszl wrote
Reply to comment by VelvetyPenus in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
Don't worry us Canadians know you can't figure out how to use a cell phone to do the conversion, so we put up helpful signs for you.
https://i.imgur.com/tw49sGT.jpg
Seriously though if your excuse is you can't figure out what a kilometer is we don't want you here anyway.
FunHelpful791 t1_jd9ns14 wrote
Reply to comment by Gebling65 in Person arrested for DUI twice in five hours in York County, PA by ChristmasWizzard
Harsh but fair.
Superb_Elderberry_85 t1_jd9mzqn wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
Piss off. The US system is an adaptation of the Imperial System:
https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/references/weights-and-measures/
garry4321 t1_jd9mxbq wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Doctor: Sir that is a cancerous growth.
Pastor: Yes, a miracle toe regrowth, youre correct doc.
boobiesue t1_jd9lzvt wrote
Reply to comment by WalterFromWaco in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Gauge was a creepy little shit.
TheDeadlySquid t1_jd9le8v wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
It didn’t. If it did, every dude would have a 15 inch penis. End of discussion.
BreakingtheBreeze t1_jd9lanp wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Did someone tell EmptyG that we have a cure for her condition?
NikoKida t1_jd9l1mz wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I once had a friend whose mom always told the tale of how her younger sister was born dead (like came out blue, not breathing, and no pulse), but then miraculously came back to life an hour or two later without the doctors resuscitation cause they all thought she was dead.
I only remembered it the other day and had the realization that the only thing I had to go off of was her mom’s testimony. Never found any kind of news about it besides one article and one radio interview years later that was just her telling the story (in a Catholic magazine and a Christian radio station, respectively). Nothing at the time it happened, and not a word from any doctor. Curious.
sodak_bigdog t1_jd9knbb wrote
Reply to comment by AUWarEagle82 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Hi dad!
Central_Control t1_jd9k9cl wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
All religions are lies. They lie. They all fucking lie. You should not be surprised, if you are, you're religiously indoctrinated.
cbessette t1_jd9jurg wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I spent a decade or more in "power of prayer" churches that claimed miracles, I never saw a single damn miracle of any kind. I HEARD people saying God healed them but it was always for stuff that was going to get better anyway. "I had a horrible cold, but I prayed, and a week later, God healed me!"
DeaDGoDXIV t1_jd9jntp wrote
Reply to comment by FriendoftheDork in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
DS9 is great, second best Trek series
xGenocidest t1_jd9ji1l wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
So he'd be willing to demonstrate this on himself, right?
WalterFromWaco t1_jd9i4v0 wrote
Reply to comment by gooddealjoe in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Not recommended. Have you seen Pet Cemetery?
GetlostMaps t1_jd9hl73 wrote
Reply to comment by zeldanar in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
This one, folks. The highbrow pun.
Mountainpwny t1_jd9hc3o wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I used to work for Bill Johnson’s church as an audio engineer… AMA! Nice guy IRL. But often what happens is a testimony is shared and people just run with it without verifying anything. The toes thing should be very simple to prove.
GetlostMaps t1_jd9h9c1 wrote
Reply to comment by AUWarEagle82 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
If there had been legitimate scientific testing the shoe would be on the other foot. This guy is nuts and needs the boot.
forgiveanforget t1_jd9ghap wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Maybe in the Ozarks, they are part salamander. It is Lake Country.
Just a little research: "Salamanders, such as axolotls, hatch in ponds alongside hungry siblings that nibble on them. This may explain why they evolved the ability to regenerate missing limbs and gills. In contrast, humans have a rolling programme of replacing about 10 billion cells per day."
So it would take several weeks to regrow the toes, so I call bullshit.
leftyshuckles t1_jd9fhuw wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Not so sure, huh?
NIN10DOXD t1_jd9ey72 wrote
Reply to Got a question for Twitter's press team? The answer will be a poop emoji by carolinaindian02
Elon Musk himself is a shit so nasty even the Cologuard box doesn't want it inside of him.
gratusin t1_jd9exby wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
If he was preaching to lizard people, this is totally feasible.
Automatic_Llama t1_jd9etdq wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Sign me up for the "others" side
the_simurgh t1_jd9o3o5 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
my wealthy family convinced a mental health doctor i was nuts because i read comics and loved sci fi. how the fuck is this man not insane?