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Retiredstallion t1_jd9z7dw wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
You want a toe? I'll get you a toe...with polish.
violetsprouts t1_jd9yyng wrote
Reply to comment by Ruhh-Rohh in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I don't. I was just raised very religious. Like, I knew multiple televangelists. My grandfather had aspirations of becoming one. He never made it, thankfully.
Ruhh-Rohh t1_jd9y4gb wrote
Reply to comment by violetsprouts in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Wow. Why do you keep going then?
GuardMost8477 t1_jd9wvrs wrote
Reply to comment by kpanda91 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
It’s fine. I checked. The original video and the purported tie grower has a video. 😅
GuardMost8477 t1_jd9wpjn wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
So THAT’s Mike’s Cousin John!
Mustang_Calhoun70 t1_jd9wei3 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Put down the pipe and step away from the foot fetish.
solo_duality t1_jd9vv18 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Just wait till you see what he can do with a hymen!
series_hybrid t1_jd9vr5f wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Teetering on the brink of nuclear war with over 100,000 Ukrainians dead, Parts of Africa suffering from drought and a slow death for hundreds of thousands by starvation, Earthquake in Turkiye that has killed 45,000 and left many times that with no home, work, or food...
Yeah, if God was ever going to perform a miracle these days, I'm sure re-growing someone's toe is right up there at the top of the list.
HappyHighwayman t1_jd9v97x wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence
Frenchgulcher t1_jd9u9ci wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
That actually sounds like the devil’s work
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AonArts t1_jd9tarp wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I’d like to identify as Other just this once
Superb_Elderberry_85 t1_jd9t1pp wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
Are you able to read?
"the American adaptation of the British Imperial System"
More-Complaint t1_jd9sqzb wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
God does move in mysterious ways. Who are we to question his will?
Omnipotence aside, I suppose Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma in kids is likely a bit fiddly when compared to regrowing a few digits.
meetjoehomo t1_jd9qrn7 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
so desperate are some people that they will cling to anything regardless of how impossible it is
3ndt1mes t1_jd9ql4t wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
They can regrow digits but not brain cells? Classic.
geronimo1958 t1_jd9qi66 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
But the toes grew back on her face.
memberer t1_jd9qhfv wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
if prayer works, why can’t it heal my broken arm?
jawshoeaw t1_jd9qc8g wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Regrew them where exactly? On a cantaloupe? Now that would be impressive.
charlie2135 t1_jd9q9bk wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Can they regrow brains?
AUWarEagle82 t1_jd9puya wrote
Reply to comment by ohbabytoosex in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Frankly, something stinks about this claim and I'm going to have to put my foot down here.
ohbabytoosex t1_jd9pne3 wrote
Reply to comment by AUWarEagle82 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Sounds like you have cold feet about his claims
PF4LFE t1_jd9phd0 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Only in Arkansas - cuz the lord works in mysterious ways….
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supercyberlurker t1_jda06y9 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Extraordinary claims made without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.