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naslam74 t1_jdaf534 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Of course as usual there is no independent confirmation. Just bullshit. Like most of religion.
minnesotaris t1_jdaeh3p wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Correct. It didn't happen. Going with the most absurd conclusion is stupid.
SpectralMagic t1_jdadldq wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
If only he could cure his ED through blessing :(
sevenandseven41 t1_jdacg0s wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
There’s plenty of crutches at Lourdes, but no wooden legs.
needmorecoffee92 t1_jdacegh wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
However, I am 100% sure. Case and point, exhibit A, said toes on woman’s foot. HA! Take that, ”doctors”.
RabidPlaty t1_jdab0tj wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Chop them off and do it again for proof
Karel_the_Enby t1_jdaaxr2 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Of course it's those psychopaths at James River. I mean, if you've never been so unfortunate as to find yourself in southwest Missouri then you wouldn't know, but this is exactly them.
ash_274 t1_jda9biq wrote
Reply to comment by AUWarEagle82 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
That reaction should make him hopping mad
TangentialFUCK t1_jda8rmg wrote
Reply to comment by Viewtifultrey3 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
That’s part of His plan B
Llenette1 t1_jda8gxy wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Quinten Tarantino has entered the church...
thx1138a t1_jda7vh9 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Some folk’ll never grow a toe
And then again some folk’ll…
Choppergold t1_jda7b3x wrote
Reply to comment by AUWarEagle82 in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Heel me Jesus. I mean toe me
Simply_dgad t1_jda7a57 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Fuck these scum
Pompoulus t1_jda787f wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
It's me, I'm the guy. I'm the guy that's not so sure.
wabashcanonball t1_jda4ls8 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
This would be called a lie.
Vog-the-infinite t1_jda4fr0 wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
"And when (Jesus) saw (the lady who kicked the lawnmower ), he said unto her, Go show yourself unto the priests. And it came to pass, that, as she went, the motherfucking toes grew back. “
escape_of_da_keets t1_jda4dyf wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
It's the Ozarks. That woman had a few extra toes to begin with.
HarioDinio t1_jda4adl wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
"Piccolo how did your arm grow back?" "Thoughts and Prayers, gohan."
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Sir_Jax t1_jda31cc wrote
Reply to An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
Others aren’t sure. You mean people aren’t sure if this guy is absolutely full of shit.. Or are they saying that there is a person who somehow has toes when they didn’t before….. cause Jesus
PermaStoner t1_jda2xjm wrote
Reply to comment by gooddealjoe in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
And? Did he do it?
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solarssun t1_jda1eee wrote
Reply to comment by NikoKida in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
The thing is is I doubt that the doctor wouldn't have tried to get the baby back. My brother came out with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and was blue. The doctor isn't going to just let the baby sit there dead since it's blue.
TactlessTortoise t1_jda0cob wrote
Reply to comment by ChesterKatz in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I'm imagining them just saying they fixed the wrong foot every time lmao
Sudovoodoo80 t1_jdagjly wrote
Reply to comment by PermaStoner in An Ozarks church leader claims prayer regrew a woman's toes. Others aren't so sure. by gooddealjoe
I bet you can guess.