Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
South_Lake_Taco t1_jdij4lt wrote
I would expect the Portland Pickles to do something like this (if you haven't heard of them, definitely check out their background in terms of social media and interesting promotions; super fun and hilarious)
I've actually been to exploding whale state park as it's something Oregonians have a unique sense of pride in. Glad the Ems are honoring it. They also did a Portlandia night about a decade ago honoring the show
[deleted] t1_jdih63p wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Oregon baseball team unveils new uniforms paying homage to exploding whale by disconomis
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showerfapper t1_jdicjqi wrote
Reply to comment by rohnoitsrutroh in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
Not now, doing everyone's last minute taxes --CPA's
omgFWTbear t1_jdich4o wrote
Reply to comment by djdefekt in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
Given my experience closely adjacent to similar things elsewhere, I think there are predictable questions of management from the top quashing corrections (which is separate from the article’s text that states the error began and end with the executive) and people fearing for their jobs not whistleblowing or just following orders.
SponConSerdTent t1_jdiaul6 wrote
Reply to comment by djdefekt in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
If you drtfa, the real accounting errors were the redditors we met along the way
SnowProkt22 t1_jdi9qc1 wrote
Reply to comment by PUNd_it in Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Soylent Green is people!
ryanCrypt t1_jdi9afp wrote
Reply to comment by x925 in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
We have our topic for the next nottheonion article.
Low-Equipment-2621 t1_jdi7rj8 wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Vampire scientists disagree.
SelectiveSanity t1_jdi6kwd wrote
Reply to comment by Channel5exclusive in Oregon baseball team unveils new uniforms paying homage to exploding whale by disconomis
A fellow person of culture I see. I'd go over and shake your hand....if I wasn't stuck on top of this goddamn building and away from Burt's Rec Room.
Sprucecaboose2 t1_jdi6gp0 wrote
Reply to comment by ryanCrypt in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
A $3.5 billion tiny oopsy! I know that's almost the same as the time I restarted the AD server for updates in the middle of the day!
Channel5exclusive t1_jdi60el wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Oregon baseball team unveils new uniforms paying homage to exploding whale by disconomis
That reminded me of the movie Tremors, when they blew up the first graboid.
GetOffMyGrassBrats OP t1_jdi4z2k wrote
Reply to comment by Tyankst in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
That's convictions. He apparently hasn't even been to court yet.
theluckyone17 t1_jdi33tv wrote
Reply to comment by GyakuBoop in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
Most countries have. I notice you failed to provide your country. Be careful throwing stones if you live in a glass house as well.
I don't control the history of my nation. What I can control is my behavior, and do my part to improve society. What are you doing to improve yours? Slinging childish insults and trolling Reddit doesn't count.
iamamuttonhead t1_jdi2jsf wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
Well, that's relieving. I didn't know we were planning on harvesting human blood to make bricks, though.
ginger_whiskers t1_jdi0jtn wrote
Reply to comment by Tyankst in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
Inflation.
PM_ur_Rump t1_jdi011h wrote
Definitely going to at least one of these games, lol.
SelectiveSanity t1_jdhzhss wrote
For those of you looking for some information on the backstory...
Froyo_Overall t1_jdhz57p wrote
Reply to Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
r/BrandNewSentence
GyakuBoop t1_jdhyboc wrote
Reply to comment by theluckyone17 in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
Your country was built on the lives of dead natives and slaves, get your head out of your ass about your country "corrupted foundation". Ignorant fool
hilburn t1_jdhxq48 wrote
Reply to comment by Banana-Oni in Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say by _GreenMartian
The idea was not to bleed astronauts dry, it was more "what can we do with human liquid waste?" so they were investigating urine, sweat, blood etc
VanDenBroeck t1_jdhxmg3 wrote
My goodness. South Carolina certainly has some interesting news coming out of it these days.
monty_kurns t1_jdhxjfa wrote
Reply to comment by Random_Average__Guy in South Carolina's comptroller quits after a $3.5 billion accounting error by kangarooturd
There's definitely going to be an investigation into this. Resigning was pretty much to avoid having the legislature vote to remove him from the office. Basically it's so he can say he stepped down rather than being fired.
Purpleshlurpy t1_jdhvy7j wrote
Oversight? Screw oversight... South Carolina state Gov't is too busy trying to figure out ways to implement the death penalty for women that receive abortions.
theluckyone17 t1_jdhvxfb wrote
Reply to comment by GyakuBoop in California man arrested 10 times in 31 days drove to police station in stolen car to pick up property: cops by GetOffMyGrassBrats
I'm sorry, my reading comprehension must be lacking. I see no mention of skin color in there.
Just because society has corrupted the foundation our country is built on, don't be slinging shit at me for it.
Bind_Moggled t1_jdil29n wrote
Reply to comment by nintendotimewarp in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
I said it's not an excuse. I didn't say it can't be a way of life.