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[deleted] t1_jdllfc0 wrote
asw329 t1_jdlkzb5 wrote
brookedits t1_jdlkw9q wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Testicular torsion can be so painful that it can lead to death, but man, I never knew it was possible.
Glenster118 t1_jdljxu3 wrote
Reply to Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
You're not comparing like with like.
The assets of the bank are twice as big as the GDP of Switzerland? And?
In other news my love for you is bigger than 8 football fields.
[deleted] t1_jdlj5h9 wrote
The_Wrong_Band t1_jdliufa wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Not anymore they aren’t.
DennisHakkie t1_jdliqof wrote
Reply to comment by MR___SLAVE in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
And is that a problem? It’s a bank with customers all over the world…
capricioustrilium t1_jdliqhb wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Bravo
mrsmoose123 t1_jdliqg2 wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
Now that is an illuminating summary. Wish you were writing for the FT or Washington Post or one of those, but as you point out, unlikely under current conditions.
Namika t1_jdli2mj wrote
Reply to comment by Bawbawian in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
Not anymore. The US and EU have an agreement to look through the Swiss banks' books as if it was a domestic bank.
If you want to hide your money you have to put it in a Chinese or Russian bank, but those have their own issues...
rood_sandstorm t1_jdlhsup wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Looks like she found her calling, some people pay for that stuff
Mental-Lobster t1_jdlhs2d wrote
Reply to comment by mrbrendanblack in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
she squeeze it till the landlord died, dude that's really going to hurt like hell
GetlostMaps t1_jdlhq3a wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
That's nuts.
GetlostMaps t1_jdlhptl wrote
Reply to comment by BaldPaii in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
That's nuts.
Iron_And_Misery t1_jdlh9fe wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
God forbid women do anything
BaldPaii t1_jdlh5ix wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
I wonder what the actual cause of death was? It seems to me that just the dragging of the guy around by his balls was the actual cause of death.
"He added that during the disagreement, Ossai grabbed the private part of the deceased and dragged him with it."
"The landlord fell to the ground unconscious and was rushed to the Ota General Hospital where the doctor on duty pronounced him dead."
BaldPaii t1_jdlguz6 wrote
Reply to comment by mrbrendanblack in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
No the dude died.
AaronMcScarin t1_jdlgdgt wrote
We need an expert on bird law for a case like this…
mrbrendanblack t1_jdlg994 wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
So his testicles died but he’s okay? Weird headline.
fazhenda t1_jdlg7p1 wrote
Reply to comment by Bawbawian in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
That would be the London luxury real estate market
MaserGT t1_jdlg72o wrote
Reply to comment by Antiquemooses in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Nah, people underestimate the value of having testicles that ain’t been squeezed to death.
Antiquemooses t1_jdlfrk3 wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
people really underestimate the value of having utilities included in your rent
jimi15 t1_jdldyfv wrote
Wasnt this a Tintin plot? Fiction becoming real.
MR___SLAVE t1_jdldnhi wrote
Reply to comment by doned_mest_up in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
It's not the market cap that they are talking about, it's the value of the total assets in the bank that is double the GDP of Switzerland. UBS is managing 1.7 trillion in assets.
sinncab6 t1_jdlluy6 wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
And I thought my wife busted my balls over the electric bill