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Thialase t1_jdnelir wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
now the dumb idiot doesn't have to worry about the electricity bill.
She'll be going to prison =)
Entropy_dealer t1_jdnd719 wrote
Reply to Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
Some kind of redemption with nostalgia ?
SPITFIYAH t1_jdna19a wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
One for me, one for her I guess. Good grab.
kidigus t1_jdn80jk wrote
Reply to comment by BaldPaii in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Shock?
[deleted] t1_jdn7fu5 wrote
Reply to Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
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Remote_Person5280 t1_jdn7dwe wrote
Reply to Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
And why wouldn’t he?
He’s no longer a priest so it’s no longer a sin.
colborne t1_jdn6twr wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Gonna be the next TikTok trend ........
mybustlinghedgerow t1_jdn4wo2 wrote
“Leo, no!”
idler_JP t1_jdn1nfh wrote
Reply to comment by EuroManFuture in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
Toblerone: gold, chocolate, mountains
Switzerland: gold, chocolate, mountains
ShrekJohnson27 t1_jdn1d7g wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Hopefully she gets what’s coming to her
EuroManFuture t1_jdmvdq4 wrote
Reply to comment by Bawbawian in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
I’m 50% swiss and gosh why do we always have to talk about stolen gold when we speak about Switzerland 😂😂😂
Dingo__Bingo t1_jdmv559 wrote
Reply to comment by Iron_And_Misery in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
God forbid a woman squeezes a guys nuts till he literally fucking dies
matsu727 t1_jdmsdxn wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Damn that is an absolutely frightening way to die. I had no idea nut trauma could be fatal. 😳
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Crimbobimbobippitybo t1_jdmpm3k wrote
Reply to comment by niobiumnnul in Man strips naked, jumps on fire truck after crash, officials say by Mindbender444
Unless you're gargling crack and PCP, you should be fine.
DennisHakkie t1_jdmnsh6 wrote
Reply to comment by Silver_gobo in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
That sounds pretty reasonable and an angle I wouldn’t have thought of. Thanks!
Silver_gobo t1_jdmn98b wrote
Reply to comment by DennisHakkie in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
The bank is getting so big that if they needed some kind of bailout, Switzerland alone would be hard pressed to do that. If they didn’t do the bailout the bank is so big the ripple effect is global. A problem is the bank getting out of arms reach of governance
biff444444 t1_jdmn2u0 wrote
"Polly want a felony."
Silver_gobo t1_jdmmwys wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
If people pulling their money out of the bank causes a crisis, maybe they shouldn’t have locked up so much of peoples money in shitty 10 year bonds…
Zorothegallade t1_jdmke3a wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Other souls must be asking that guy: "How did you die?"
"Deez"
Resident-Librarian40 t1_jdmj9ew wrote
Reply to comment by plumquat in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
Inflation at this point is all fake. All those companies that hiked costs saw huge profits. Even egg prices were artificially inflated.
Mikeavelli t1_jdmhn9e wrote
Reply to comment by Amerikkona in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
She squeezed them and now he's dead. I see no other rational explaination.
niobiumnnul t1_jdmgu96 wrote
> Piringer said the man appeared to be suffering from “excited delirium,”
I didn't know that was a thing.
(Note to brain: please, please never let me get the excited delirium.)
SilasX t1_jdmgmpr wrote
Reply to Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
No no no, she didn't squeeze his testicles, she had her karate instructor mentor figure do it/Cobra Kai
Far_Out_6and_2 t1_jdnew7k wrote
Reply to comment by SevroAuShitTalker in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Lol landlord actually wanted it at first