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Imnomaly t1_jds3mm4 wrote
Reply to comment by HardPawns in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
The consequences of him resurrecting right on Easter would be disastrous
ShrekJohnson27 t1_jds2voj wrote
Reply to comment by Zeduca in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Yeah except the landlord doesn’t have to realize he threw away his life over nothing
HardPawns t1_jds2lam wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Well, if he don’t resurrect by the end of easter they should just fire that lazy prick.
OmniGigaMiga t1_jds2ipa wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
Dude, it's a hypothetical. Cmon
charface1 t1_jds2d9g wrote
Reply to comment by shahooster in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Constant Prayer Requests
ShrekJohnson27 t1_jds26ma wrote
Reply to comment by Professional_Fox4467 in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Next time you have a dispute with a landlord or shit boss you should employ these tactics and get a free pass to jail
[deleted] t1_jds1lwp wrote
Reply to comment by OmniGigaMiga in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
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OmniGigaMiga t1_jds17ll wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
If Drag Queens had a long history of touching children, what would your response be?
I'm very interested to see how you answer this because it would completely change how we talk about this topic...
shahooster t1_jds10rj wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Have they tried CPR.
[deleted] t1_jdrwjib wrote
Reply to comment by OmniGigaMiga in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
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Fake_William_Shatner t1_jdrvbp4 wrote
Reply to comment by plumquat in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
The Fed works for the bankers and Wall Street. All of their moves at all times are for the benefit of the .1%. That’s it. Same with the FBI.
The only time you get Justice is when someone following the rules doesn’t know any better and thought the lies they were told about justice were real.
OmniGigaMiga t1_jdrv0rv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
Nice assumption about me that you randomly made up, I don't like pedo church leaders and want them to be removed from any and every church. Also... If you were to go to a christian subreddit, for example, how many of them would condemn pedos in their churches? You make it seems like 0% would not, however I'm almost certain every single comment would be.
I'm gonna make disingenuous assumption about you in the same manner you did, here you go:
When it comes to drag queens, you’re perfectly fine with them touching children.
Inconceivable-2020 t1_jdruz1q wrote
Reply to Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
Twice the size of the legal economy. A tenth the size of the money laundering and arms financing economy
Fake_William_Shatner t1_jdrutla wrote
Reply to comment by FNLN_taken in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
The Fed— the outfit that is always run by the most successful crooks at Goldman Sachs. Oh darn, they can’t raise taxes but they can increase interest rates— that did not stop the buying of property because those big investors don’t need to take out loans.
They are either clueless or part of the problem.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_jdruhm3 wrote
Reply to comment by Resident-Librarian40 in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
Maybe not the eggs. But, it was everything that got manipulated. Even something simple like soda nearly doubled. Even if the price of energy doubles and maybe the price of their ingredients (it didn’t)— so it goes from 15 cents to 30 cents — where did the other dollar go on the hike of the price of two liters of soda go? Into profits.
There are just a few companies who control most of the goods we consume and they might have a bunch of labels — but they aren’t really in competition. And the grocery stores are merely outlets grabbing pennies.
Buying a meal at a drive through now costs the same as a meal at a restaurant— how do they manage not to coordinate a higher fee of McDonalds and Burger King are struggling?
And the idiots who think wages going up 3 percent caused a 20% rise in cost of goods sold — well, they are the perfect consumers, the product of extensive training in economics by the US corporate media.
[deleted] t1_jdrtzuj wrote
Reply to comment by OmniGigaMiga in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
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Fake_William_Shatner t1_jdrt48x wrote
Reply to comment by plumquat in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
>“ The other way to lower inflation is to raise taxes on the rich.”
It’s funny how you and I know a simple slam dunk solution but it’s these people spouting complex spells of finance who get to talk to the press or make the decisions.
I can see the meeting now; “Sure, raising taxes would reduce spending by the wealthy, and raises for the poor would definitely increase spending if we go into a recession— but is their any OTHER way to deal with this that doesn’t hurt the rich or help the poor— think Dammit—THINK!”
Fake_William_Shatner t1_jdrshyd wrote
Reply to comment by mrsmoose123 in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
There is a reason for who gets promoted or doesn’t in journalism and it’s that instinct to be the dumbest person in the room if you want a shot at being an anchor.
OmniGigaMiga t1_jdrse0y wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
Well the better question is if drag Queens/drag story hour was as abundant as church leaders/church, what are the rates of pedophilia per group?
But even then, it's def concerning how people are downvoting me commenting that there are pedo drag queens, almost like nothing could prove them wrong even if we figured out the answer to the question above.
Professional_Fox4467 t1_jdrscix wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Female tenant arrested for squeezing landlord’s testicles to death over electricity bill by Third_Harmonic
Hope that they free her. He fucked around and found out. And I want to see the autopsy report so we can find out what actually killed him.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_jdrs92a wrote
Reply to comment by Silver_gobo in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
So, how many banks do you think could cough up $43 billion in three days?
This is the same media that told us our inflation was caused by wages and ignored the record profits. You aren’t even making it difficult to be fooled.
[deleted] t1_jdrqprh wrote
Reply to comment by OmniGigaMiga in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
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TheSoulborgZeus t1_jdroi92 wrote
Reply to No more goat snuggles: Local family farmers pull out of events due to backlash by Sandstorm400
NOOOOOOOOOOO
I DEMAND GOAT SNUGGLES
dr_set t1_jdrkji0 wrote
Reply to comment by JackPThatsMe in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
This and the parents that keep giving them their children should be considered criminals at this point. Is like feeding your child to the lions.
Silver_gobo t1_jds3yfo wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
All things in the banks control… why you simping so hard for the back right now