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[deleted] t1_jdti6vg wrote
Reply to comment by OmniGigaMiga in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
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subzero112001 t1_jdthlxa wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
“There are decades of proof the Catholic Church hid pedophiles”
I never claimed that “the church never hid pedophiles.”
You’re trying to argue like it’s an all or nothing thing. It’s very possible for them to hide some pedophiles while turning others in. But you’re trying to act like they’ve never in the history of the church turned in a pedophile. You literally said “The church hasn’t been turning them in”.
“That is a written policy”
Oh? I’ve never heard of the Catholic policy of “We don’t turn in pedophiles”.
Source please?
ktgrok t1_jdthd56 wrote
Reply to comment by OmniGigaMiga in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
This was an outside board of review that found the allegation credible. Would you hire someone to babysit your kid who had been accused of child sexual abuse?
eXecute_bit t1_jdth0ti wrote
Reply to comment by cpancoast in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Close enough for government work!
ba-dum tsss
SexPanther_Bot t1_jdtgzvs wrote
Reply to comment by phred_666 in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
60% of the time, it works every time
phred_666 t1_jdtgycu wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
They just need to send more thoughts and prayers. That works every time.
cpancoast t1_jdtgszi wrote
Reply to comment by eXecute_bit in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Ah, I was close!
eXecute_bit t1_jdtgnx1 wrote
Reply to comment by cpancoast in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Glass is an amorphous solid.
eXecute_bit t1_jdtgk5w wrote
Reply to comment by VanDenBroeck in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Peanut butter is a non-Newtonian fluid.
> a liquid with non-constant viscosity
i_like_concrete t1_jdtgifp wrote
Non-Newtonian fluid.
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdtg9ie wrote
Former screener here: peanut butter is approximately the same density as C4 when viewed on TSA’s X-ray screens. It sets off a false alarm on the automated bomb detection software, and the X-ray can’t see through it. You can hide whatever you want inside a peanut butter jar and it will be hidden from the X-ray operator (within certain size limitations).
They didn’t ban it for no reason.
OmniGigaMiga t1_jdtflus wrote
Reply to comment by ktgrok in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
I don't really care about what some mildly redacted priest has to say about an allegation, religious leaders can barely solve what 1+1 is let alone whether or not someone is guilty of rape.
We use the law, if it cannot be proven that someone is guilty of a charge we cannot act as if they were.
A week ago or so I read a story of a man who lost his all of his friends and a good amount of his family over a false accusation. No one wanted to hear him because "accusation = guilty".
Now was his life destroyed? Probably not, but did he suffer greatly? Yeah... Yeah he probably did.
Some people could have their lives turned upside down over such a thing, it's not as easy as saying "hey we know you aren't guilty but you still can't be teacher, just in case". What if that was the only job he was good at or that made him happy, now he has to work as some janitor in a hospital or something? Nice, I'm sure thats a society that really cares about justice and law.
eXecute_bit t1_jdtfjw1 wrote
Reply to comment by justabill71 in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Ok, you're right... the third worst thing, then.
painthawg_goose t1_jdtf9hl wrote
Reply to comment by nosmelc in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Devils advocacy, it’s gotta be tougher for an amateur. But, once you hit double digit days I sorta feel like you either aren’t trying or maybe mid-read the runes.
Existentialidiot83 t1_jdtf6u1 wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Haha 👍 😄 🤣 😂
Yearofthehoneybadger t1_jdteinx wrote
Well if peanut butter is a liquid, then butter is a liquid.
Murgatroyd314 t1_jdte84s wrote
sklos70 t1_jdtdwjr wrote
Reply to comment by Woffingshire in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Well I'm sure there have been plenty who have done it without being so narcissistic as to point to thematically and say "See? Control over death. My Dad is God". I reckon there are plenty of untapped and unaccredited performances in the bigger religions too like Islam, Hinduism, and the grandaddy of reincarnation claims, Buddhism.
OmniGigaMiga t1_jdtdso5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
But I do condemn the church for having pedos. The difference is that no christian would EVER sit there and say that sexualized content is appropriate for elementary schoolers but a drag queen MIGHT.
For example, many people involved in Drag or support Drag have very loose interpretations on what is acceptable for children. There was recently a video of men in thongs twerking Infront of crowd of mothers holding their toddlers (if you don't believe this I can try to find it and link it, if they allow links).
Christian idealogy never leads them towards having men twerk Infront of children, you will NEVER hear of an event like that in the news but deep down everyone expects this to happen with relation to some sort of drag event.
When drag supports a very loose restriction on appropriate sexual content, it's far more damaging and honestly scary when children are involved. There's this perverted obsession in drag that constantly needs to show aspects of their sexuality to little children, not in a sense of "oh I'm a man married to a man" but imagery like that of twerking or being partially nude. This is why I fundamentally cannot view pedophilia in the church to the same degree as pedophilia in drag.
Even for drag queen story hours which tend to be pretty tame other than the weird man that looks clownish, the topic of sex is so focused in that it's creepy. I mean imagine a priest going around doing story hours where he constantly talks about the love of a man and women being together. While the material itself might not be that problematic, the intention of what leads a man with an obsession of teaching sexuality to children is the part that is gross.
I've never had a friend, or family member, or even stranger obsess and dedicate their lives to teaching sexuality to children... Drag queens are odd in that way and I would never let them anywhere near my younger siblings or any children I may have in the future.
[deleted] t1_jdtdopu wrote
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Christovir t1_jdtdiyu wrote
TSA has been enforcing this for 10+ years when they made me throw out my peanut butter. They also took my “gel” insoles.
sklos70 t1_jdtcsz5 wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
I bet it's an insurance scam. Open the coffin; it will be full of rocks.
Reyemreden t1_jdtch15 wrote
We already have peanut butter in a tube, I guess they could make travel sizes too.
subzero112001 t1_jdtc8sa wrote
Reply to comment by Remote_Person5280 in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
Your conclusion is based upon a supposedly untrustworthy group(the church) yet you’re saying their actions of firing this person is somehow trustworthy enough to condemn him.
How can you not see the blatant contradictions?
subzero112001 t1_jdtih1b wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
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