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SlackerKey t1_jdu3vzp wrote
I would invite TSA to drink a pint of peanut butter, then.
Airrows t1_jdu3e2q wrote
Reply to comment by grudginglyadmitted in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
🙄🙄🙄
RotisserieChicken007 t1_jdu19fz wrote
if they really wanted to ban it they should just have done so without giving a silly reason like it's a liquid.
Rosebunse t1_jdtzql6 wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Isn't there a whole thing about not tempting God or telling God what to do?
Harry_Gorilla t1_jdtxe6e wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Then why does it say X-ray on the side, on the monitor, in the manual, and in the training?
herronasaurus_rex t1_jdtx0qo wrote
I’ve had this same issue but with toothpaste - a paste is not a liquid!
Desert_Avalanche t1_jdtvtrc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
You stand in a millimeter wave imaging machine.
Your bag goes through an x-ray machine.
Then_Ad_9624 t1_jdtv3jt wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
If he’s not resurrected by Easter we’re legally allowed to leave
[deleted] t1_jdtt780 wrote
Reply to comment by Harry_Gorilla in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
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ringobob t1_jdtq2uz wrote
Reply to comment by Blackstrider in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
I profess myself curious as to why "dead guy still dead" is worthy of an article this particular time.
somekennyguy t1_jdtpjlx wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Has he been embalmed... Or is there just some dude rotting to prove a point
St3phiroth t1_jdtoslm wrote
Reply to comment by Sharing_Violation in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
I almost always pack peanut butter, PBJ sandwich, or nuts for plane trips. It's a really great, shelf-stable source of protein and fats which makes it a really great travel food when you can't bring a cooler/ice pack.
Obviously I would keep it sealed if someone on the plane was allergic though. I'm not an AH.
ryanCrypt t1_jdtnog0 wrote
Reply to comment by Harry_Gorilla in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
I don't agree or disagree with this discussion, but thanks for reasoning.
ryanCrypt t1_jdtnafj wrote
Reply to comment by HorseGestapo in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Maybe he doesn't carry much. Doesn't make him a "type of person". He didn't say he "refused". Only his tendency. He wasn't complaining.
FerrickAsur4 t1_jdtmps4 wrote
Reply to comment by jumpsteadeh in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
an eggstreme amount
Ahab_Ali t1_jdtm8ey wrote
Reply to comment by HorseGestapo in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
??? Who is complaining?
HorseGestapo t1_jdtm3y0 wrote
Reply to comment by Ahab_Ali in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Oh you're one of those...
If you refuse to check a bag I don't think you have much ground to complain about what you're allowed to carry on, especially when it isn't an immediate necessity.
StephanXX t1_jdtm21n wrote
Reply to comment by HorseGestapo in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Better yet. Why not shut down a multi-billion dollar jobs program that has no record of actually preventing a single incident.
Ahab_Ali t1_jdtlrnv wrote
Reply to comment by HorseGestapo in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
I do not check baggage.
HorseGestapo t1_jdtlpqc wrote
Reply to comment by Ahab_Ali in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
So, why not just put it in your checked baggage?
Lokarin t1_jdtlnhf wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Maybe he pulled a Jesus and resurrected "spiritually"
...apologetics is so silly
Radingod123 t1_jdtlay2 wrote
Reply to comment by HarlanCulpepper in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
I wanna know who is making bombs out of it.
BaltimoreBadger23 t1_jdtjxgf wrote
Reply to comment by grudginglyadmitted in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
This screams Lifetime Summer Movie.
valomorn t1_jdtjnc9 wrote
I'm gonna be the annoying "AAActually" guy here and point out that the term liquid can include many substances that are far more viscous than even peanut butter, to the point of appearing solid.
There's a whole ongoing experiment where a form of naturally occuring asphalt has been left to drip, it has only done so 9 times since 1930 and is for this reason still considered a liquid despite seeming so solid at room temp it can be shattered with a forceful enough blow.
SilasX t1_jdu47u8 wrote
Reply to TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
If they comment on the Frosty from Wendy’s … God help them.