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VulcanForceChoke t1_jduulzc wrote
Reply to comment by Speeddemon2016 in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Pokes pastor come on. Do something
Happy_Trails4u t1_jduu5fo wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Just a couple more minutes, guys...
davewave3283 t1_jduttok wrote
Reply to comment by charface1 in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Church Payment Requirements
shruggedbeware t1_jduth6p wrote
I love this title so so much.
RuneanPrincess t1_jdut130 wrote
definitely not oniony. Grades are a whole ass scam and do not at all reflect what you know. The people grading are incredibly inconsistent and a large portion of college grades is kissing ass and the vast majority of what the grade consists of is nonsense that wont ever be useful beyond college.
Think for 2 seconds about the real world. When you have to learn a new skill or be trained to do something for your job does your boss give you a grade? never. you just learn it and do it. The college money machine thrives off of separating students into classes and its just an overall terrible system. It especially profits off of people fighting and doing anything to meet arbitrary standards that have nothing but fiat value. Real educational value is virtually nonexistent anymore.
RotisserieChicken007 t1_jdust15 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Maybe say that it confuses luggage scanners and slows down the security check?
99BottlesOfBass t1_jdus9ca wrote
Reply to comment by FerrickAsur4 in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Eggcellent
[deleted] t1_jdurq32 wrote
Reply to comment by Ghosttalker96 in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
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fuckedbymath t1_jdurfai wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
What about now?
RuneanPrincess t1_jdur3u6 wrote
Reply to comment by VanDenBroeck in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
A gas has no definite volume either.
antiquemule t1_jduomrd wrote
Reply to comment by eXecute_bit in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Not very helpful. Most gels, pastes and other gloop are non-Newtonian and they do not all behave like peanut butter.
To be precise, it is a yield stress fluid, which means that when pushed a little bit, it acts like a solid, whereas when pushed a lot, it flows like a liquid. The (fuzzily defined) amount of push separating the two states is called the yield stress.
BriskHeartedParadox t1_jdun4kj wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
0 for the last 2023 years. Next one is it though, I feel it!
Puzzleheaded_Pay2466 t1_jdun3pp wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
They waited 2000 years for Jesus to return. What a year or 2 at the morgue.
Kittenscute t1_jdun0d4 wrote
Reply to comment by AdultGrapeJuice in AI company restores erotic role play after backlash from users ‘married’ to their bots by Glinth
Nah, the world will be better off without repressed, self-hating puritans like you.
Larkson9999 t1_jdun09q wrote
Reply to comment by patienceisfun2018 in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Isn't peanut butter a fairly easy item to procure upon arrival?
SpookyLilRaven t1_jdukbaf wrote
Reply to comment by Speeddemon2016 in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Maybe that’s the issue? Maybe the stick dude isn’t doing his job?
VukKiller t1_jduk8ge wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
How does this work?
Is he still on payroll?
Cpt-Murica t1_jdujugy wrote
Reply to comment by Moepsii in To help new students adapt, some colleges are eliminating grades by Mighty_L_LORT
Yeah I agree. I do think taking a different view of grading could be beneficial though.
For me I was homeschooled and college prep started in middle school so the transition to college school work was easy. The social aspects not so much.
[deleted] t1_jdujtse wrote
Reply to comment by shahooster in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
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Ghosttalker96 t1_jdujr8h wrote
Aren't they now removing the liquid restrictions entirely as they create a lot of delays during safety checks and don't bring any benefit for security in the first place?
Ghosttalker96 t1_jdujodu wrote
Reply to comment by Harry_Gorilla in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
I can however confirm that it does not taste the same.
Ghosttalker96 t1_jdujlwv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
You are not only allowed to take peanuts, they even hand them out on board.
AdultGrapeJuice t1_jduir08 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in AI company restores erotic role play after backlash from users ‘married’ to their bots by Glinth
It’s sad honestly, the world would be better off without porn
PorousArcanine t1_jdui269 wrote
Reply to comment by Then_Ad_9624 in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
The biblical 15 minutes
Alundra828 t1_jduv6k3 wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves, for the statement that I am about to make is one that has been debated for centuries and is at the very core of some of the world's oldest and most influential belief systems. It's a statement that has sparked countless philosophical and theological discussions, and has been the subject of intense scrutiny by some of history's greatest minds. Are you ready for it? Here it comes: "The guy didn't resurrect because resurrection isn't possible."
AMAZING