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Meanderingversion t1_jdwp3nl wrote
Reply to comment by Jamie___May in Residents flog landlord publicly after being caught in bed with tenant’s second wife by nimobo
Same. Lol
Allaun t1_jdwp0lg wrote
Reply to comment by SupportLeather1851 in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
It's simple really. You BELIEVE you are in the right. The same way you believe the sun rises and the sky is blue. It's a FACT. A law of your existence, Everyone else just doesn't get it. They are wrong and refuse to listen to you. You try to explain to them but they don't listen. YOU are the one under attack, not the person you are hurting.
Jamie___May t1_jdwopjl wrote
Reply to comment by Meanderingversion in Residents flog landlord publicly after being caught in bed with tenant’s second wife by nimobo
No, been there done that.
Avery_Thorn t1_jdwomfp wrote
Reply to comment by Seraphinx in AI company restores erotic role play after backlash from users ‘married’ to their bots by Glinth
You know what, while I certainly don’t think it’s optimal… presuming that she knew he was poly and understood what that meant when they got together, and this fulfills other needs for him and helps him feel more fulfilled… it’s a long way down a sad road but if they want to keep doing it then it’s what works for them.
Normally relationships between Poly and mono people just don’t work out long term.
EnvironmentalPack451 t1_jdwolab wrote
Callinon t1_jdwol5z wrote
Reply to comment by Longshot_45 in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
It's ok, the bullets were coated with jelly. So it all balanced out.
Callinon t1_jdwohqx wrote
Reply to comment by gtrocks555 in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
But the handgun you can keep.
statmanner t1_jdwoh2o wrote
Reply to comment by AdultGrapeJuice in AI company restores erotic role play after backlash from users ‘married’ to their bots by Glinth
What is coomer?
NewHumbug t1_jdwodaz wrote
ButtMustard t1_jdwoa49 wrote
Why are you bringing peanut butter on an airplane?
Callinon t1_jdwo8zj wrote
Reply to comment by Harry_Gorilla in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Forgive me for saying so but it sounds like this machine isn't very reliable. If it's routinely mistaking cards for bombs and peanut butter for homemade explosives, that feels like a very high false positive rate to me.
Maybe instead of banning everything in sight, it'd be better to fix the machine?
whoknowsthef t1_jdwnwlk wrote
Reply to Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
There was a Godman in India by the name of Ashutosh Maharaj who died in 2014 and his body is still in a freezer if I am not wrong. His followers believe he is in deep mediation and will come out of it.
Sandrock27 t1_jdwnn8m wrote
Reply to comment by Photodan24 in To help new students adapt, some colleges are eliminating grades by Mighty_L_LORT
But if you plan on going to graduate school at any point in the future, your grades matter a great deal.
ParticularAnxious929 t1_jdwngl4 wrote
Reply to comment by Cmyers1980 in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
"The existence of the devil is certain." The existence of god, less so.
hellostarsailor t1_jdwng2v wrote
Reply to comment by Khaldara in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
If I was regularly up against Palo Mayombe practicioners, I would probably be praying a lot too.
Adolfo Constanzo and the nganga would like a word.
usetheforcekidden77 t1_jdwn5is wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
… BECAUSE they all believe it. shared collective cultural mythology
Catnip1720 t1_jdwltrj wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
It’s easier to explain wrong actions with a supernatural evil devil rather than accepting we all have the capacity for evil. It’s people like you and me who do fucked shit. No devil or deity makes them or us do these things. It’s human nature
chibinoi t1_jdwlnpj wrote
Reply to comment by Mrcoldghost in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
It’s certainly used as a tool for shifting blame. The devil exists for people to project their lacking traits, feelings, habits etc. that they don’t want to fix or are unable to fix.
gtrocks555 t1_jdwli7f wrote
Reply to comment by Cerrida82 in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Got stopped for a card game in a box with “sharp edges” too. I didn’t even open it though, they just took it out, saw it was a card game and told me why it was flagged and let me be
UnbelievableTxn6969 t1_jdwlawd wrote
Adapt to what?
Does that mean they’ll get fired from college if they fail?
LarYungmann t1_jdwkc1m wrote
I think Muck is a closer definition.
StillSundayDrunk t1_jdwkatz wrote
Reply to comment by Ghosttalker96 in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Also, imagine if they smeared Mr. Ed's gums with C4 to get him to "talk" on the show. Instant tragedy.
RiskHour2275 t1_jdwjqml wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
If this worked, we wouldn’t have problems right now. They’ve had 2000 years to use god to solve problems. They have failed.
nooshaw t1_jdwjdc0 wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
Watching the Netflix series Narcos. Competency in the Colombian military is not a trait by any measure.
harge008 t1_jdwp9ot wrote
Reply to comment by Callinon in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
My cousin brought fireworks back from South America without tripping any TSA checkpoints. Seems legit.