Yea, its not the drugs huh lol

Well Utah as an aspiring authoritarian theocracy can relate

Don't worry it's still in the works. Resurrection request got held up in accounting.

It feels to me a lot like the various bullshit "progressive" (aka, not actually progressive) things that some school systems have pulled to try and (cheaply) pretend that problems don't exist instead of actually dealing with them.

False positives are fine though. Mostly no harm done. False negatives are the concern. I realize the TSA is still not that effective but still.

Not being able to bring peanut butter through TSA is hardly going to affect anybody.

Are they more damaging today than they were a generation ago? Can kids not handle it as well? What’s different?

Maybe that's why the cartel is at large. Not because they are Satanist, but because the police try to fight them with prayers

I’ve dated women who held … high opinions of their nightstand companion. If pressed, I’d probably take them more seriously than him, but there’s a logical part of me that feels they aren’t terribly different - anthropomorphized mechanical endorphin scratchers for particular receptors.

That's right, the devil can't make you do anything that you don't want to do. Humans have free will.

I got stopped for having a book in my bag once.

If you have Asian parents, anything less than an A is damaging to your health

>But they don’t freeze.

You can freeze all matter if you get it cold enough, and stuff that's liquid in room temperature usually doesn't need to be really cold to be frozen solid. Stuff that looks like water when liquid might not look like water ice when solid though.

>it'd be better to fix the machine?

Oh thank god, someone finally suggested it. We assume you have ideas on how better to literally see through solid objects? If you'll head right this way, our R&D team would love to get started on your plan...

>this machine isn't very reliable

Because it isn't. It's practically all about theatrics to make people feel safer in a post-9/11 society.

Credit/no credit?

With China being a country in Utah, it's not so unlikely

Idk why you're getting downvoted? You're literally talking about the shit Ralph Nader proposed before 9/11.

He has seem the devil and felt him too, madre de dios!

I definitely packed some my last flight. The hotel was fairly remote and pricey. I don't eat much so I wanted to not waste $ on the hotel food.

>You can hide whatever you want inside a peanut butter jar and it will be hidden from the X-ray operator

Can confirm, I used to live with a guy who smuggled drugs all over the country via US mail just by sticking things inside peanut butter jars.

Eventually got caught, but not because of how he shipped things.

Participation Trophies and "Thanks for Playing" Degrees to be given to everyone.

This man is 💯% insane.

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Not to agree with or defend their assetry, but if I’m remembering correctly gases are fluids. They aren’t liquid though. All (most?) liquids are fluids, not all fluids are liquids. And maybe peanut butter is like pitch. It just takes forever for it to flow. If they would’ve called it a fluid they may be technically right.

“Don’t worry about your grades, we don’t. Party it up and pay us.”