I think they need MD’s and PhD’s…not witchcraft or priests. That resolve hasn’t worked for the past 500 years…

Okay- ik its popular to shit on Christianity on reddit..

But this is a Police Chief in Colombia.. can you imagine the shit he's seen or at the bare minimum had to be made aware of? I mean, colombian neckties aren't famous for their fabric.

I can see why this person would believe in the Devil specifically as their role in society is to oversee the actions of the worst people in a brutal locale with a historical Latin-Catholic culture.

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Sounds about right lol

Well there goes the theory that god is all powerful. Obviously not.

They're probably sending bad notes to Santa Claus about the criminals as well!

Do your children only eat peanut butter with their fingers? Just make it into sandwiches, put it in crackers, dip the celery in it, or whatever it is you do with peanut butter BEFORE you pack it, and it will cruise through the xray

False positives like crazy. That’s why there are still humans checking every bag the computer flags

It sounds good, but in practice, it's like decriminalization 2.0

Riiiight, but the explosive slurries have such a low freezing temp that it would not stay frozen at room temperature long enough to get through security

>You could always put it in your checked suitcase

Never travelled with very young children I take it?

Have you never shrink wrapped food before? It’s not all that complicated to package smelly materials so that they can’t be smelled. The X-ray is the device that can detect explosives almost perfectly

They were designed to frustrate would-be terrorists, so it makes sense that they frustrate everyone else too

Yeah well Satan's got an ak so fuck that

I can get with this. Ever seen a Colombian necktie?

So if “god” was almighty why would it do all of this. Loser religion bs. He should say, I can do my job so I just hope something will change. Try praying to your shitty god about other things.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Sarchie?wprov=sfla1

So this dude was part of the NYPD and even had a movie made about him. It's pretty ridiculous.

Sure but even with cronies you expect them not to resort to supernatural explanations.

Ah, so that's why there are rabid AI bros frothing at the mouth whenever someone dares to say something critical.

...until China tells them they're not interested in converting to Mormonism.

Oh the US uses thoughts and prayers to stop school shootings. Pretty much the same results.

They’re going to send in bibleman to deal with the evildoers

USA shoots weather balloon aliens, Colombia has holy water. gotta explain the defense budget somehow.

Thoughts and prayers have worked so well in the US to curb school shootings, I don't see why it can't be a valid strategy to combat drug cartels.