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Mod_Accountability t1_jdzzwal wrote
Reply to comment by SupportLeather1851 in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
Still not a reason to blame it on a non-existent supernatural being.
Mod_Accountability t1_jdzzppt wrote
Reply to Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
"I base the practices of my job on fucking fairy tales"
generic_edgelord t1_jdzy79z wrote
Reply to comment by The84thWolf in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
I mean until theyve been sanctified and blessed by a priest they wont do much against the possesed cartel members /s
Baron_Karza77 t1_jdzxlfp wrote
Reply to comment by 4-Aneurysm in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
You don't know Praying was actually put to the scientific test?
Kraken160th t1_jdzxhaz wrote
How is this oniony? This makes sense. It be oniony if it posted record profits.
Alaskabear-235 t1_jdzx7iu wrote
Reply to comment by CoLuMn1 in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
You might not know what the F your talking about… your words in the same paragraph “I’m a leftist, we literally have no left wing in America “ No, I do NOT hate democrats, I have many friends who are. You assume much my friend. It might be that you need to hate others less and tone down that bloated ego.
LuvCilantro t1_jdzww0x wrote
Reply to comment by Callinon in TSA stirs debate after ruling peanut butter as a liquid by bwaredapenguin
Many times :)
Rosebunse t1_jdzrre5 wrote
Reply to comment by GatoradeNipples in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
Not necessarily, it is a way to be different. The problem is that for many of us who don't drink, we like to do more than just go to a bar. And for those who do drink, they want alcohol. This might appeal to alcoholics whos are recovering, except many doctors are saying that even pretend alcohol can cause people to relapse, so they might need to avoid bars completely depending on what they are going through.
Rosebunse t1_jdzrkgr wrote
Now, I don't drink, but I feel like an alcohol free bar defeats the purpose.
mmoyer92 t1_jdzqnui wrote
Reply to comment by nooshaw in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
In fairness at his height he basically could.
krtshv t1_jdzpfx7 wrote
That's like opening a vegan restaurant in Argentina
Zeus_Hera t1_jdzp51i wrote
It's like having a Dublin, Ireland where you can't smoke weed. Who ever thought of that?
AJarOfYams t1_jdzojku wrote
Reply to comment by Spiritual-Ad-6412 in Only Alcohol Free Bar in Dublin Closes its Doors by patdshaker
Happy Cake Day!
Insufferablelol t1_jdzmkbd wrote
I think quite literally the only point of having a bar is for the alcohol. You might as well just open a small restaurant then lmao.
JRsFancy t1_jdzmdlv wrote
Last no-call.
Spiritual-Ad-6412 t1_jdzll13 wrote
I will drink to that.
DamnBunny t1_jdzlhga wrote
I heard thats the same way Radio Shack went out when they open their store in an Amish settlement.
GatoradeNipples t1_jdzl0vn wrote
I feel like this is possibly the worst match of "location" and "business concept" in the history of moneymaking.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jdziifx wrote
Reply to comment by Jamie___May in Residents flog landlord publicly after being caught in bed with tenant’s second wife by nimobo
>The suspect inherited the deceased, identified as Milca
Looks like he wanted to take his newly acquired inheritance out for a spin
>a 37-year-old Kenyan man was arrested after a 48-year-old woman he inherited following the death of her husband, died while they were having sexual intercourse in the bush.
But unfortunately Milca proved not to be very durable.
>Milca died mysteriously and the suspect carried her body and partially buried it in the sand.
Amen
Halfmoonhero t1_jdzgcij wrote
Who would have known. I’m sure they had a solid business plan.
FullOfStarships t1_jdzg1z3 wrote
Reply to comment by Graega in Amid strained US ties, China finds unlikely friend in Utah by MobiuS_360
Some cultures have "1, 2, many" as their counting system.
I think the Mormon version might be 1, 2, 3,... 144000, many. 😊
wicklowdave t1_jdzfzqo wrote
What were they thinking?
subzero112001 t1_jdzf8ye wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
>The church takes over the investigation
What part of "the police are supposed to handle people breaking the law" did you not understand?
It's like no shit if you go to Burger King and tell them "The gas pump station stole my money at Conoco!" they're not gonna do anything about it. Why is this such a hard concept?
You're basing a bunch of your vile on stupid people not reporting something illegal to the ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. It's honestly really weird.
Also, since this apparently has to be said; THE CHURCH DOES NOT HAVE THE CAPABILITY OF ACQUIRING FORENSIC EVIDENCE TO PROVE/DISPROVE ACCUSATIONS. That's what the legal system is for.
The premise of your entire claim is completely flawed in every single way.
itsnever2late4now t1_jdzevjm wrote
I mean...
Mod_Accountability t1_jdzzzvb wrote
Reply to comment by GreatBigBagofPlums in Police chief says exorcism and prayer used to fight crime and cartels in Colombia: "The existence of the devil is certain" by ChocolateTsar
No, you don't. Be an adult.