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magnumdongchad t1_je8xrdz wrote
Reply to One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
At least we don’t half to dodge bullets in maffs clawss
Fe7n t1_je8xgba wrote
Reply to comment by OneHundredEighty180 in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
I dug out both myself, but sober and with a razorblade. How did you not get seriously injured with such a huge knife? 🤣
maxitobonito OP t1_je8xciu wrote
Reply to comment by More_Cowbell8 in Wee the people: Republican Boebert presses DC witness on public urination by maxitobonito
Put her in the spotlight, got her some attention, so yeah, I think she believes she nailed it.
LilG1984 t1_je8xaaz wrote
Their game of drink must be boring
LilG1984 t1_je8x7xq wrote
Just don't serve any decent tea, biscuits or British beer. That'll keep them away.
A brit.
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designsome t1_je8wigc wrote
Reply to Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
Better go to Specsavers
More_Cowbell8 t1_je8wfoz wrote
Failing so hard at trying to be Katie Porter. Do you think she thinks she nailed it?
reclusive_ent t1_je8uxu4 wrote
Her whole schtick is "gotcha moments"using info she gleans from her dum dum Qanon followers. She is an uneducted twat who isnt smart enough to actually research for the hearings she attends. This is why she has so many awkward gaffes for us to enjoy.
TheRealVillain666 t1_je8uqvm wrote
Reply to Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
Now he can read 60 websites.
4levelclover t1_je8uog2 wrote
It's not just members of Congress. There is so much junk out there, no wonder people are so misinformed. She's basically saying "you decriminalized it, right?" and he says "Nope, it's still criminal" over and over.
Same thing when someone tried to bring up Chinese propaganda outlet as a news article, and the Pentagon guy was like "I don't trust Chinese communist propaganda" and he was like "oh yeah, me neither, uh, good."
Wojtas_ t1_je8ulxg wrote
Reply to comment by Azudekai in Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
Custom made products, like prescription glasses, might not be covered by return policies.
MaleficentPi t1_je8tm6g wrote
Bold move when her husband "allegedly" whipped it out in front of two teenage girls
pandabranch t1_je8t1xj wrote
Reply to One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
Including Bob Mortimer.
OneHundredEighty180 t1_je8sxj1 wrote
Reply to One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
I tried to dig out one of my wisdom teeth with a bowie knife when I was drunk and 16... is that not normal behaviour?
Durtly t1_je8s8ey wrote
Reply to One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
They can't get access to dentists but at least it's free.
k4ndlej4ck t1_je8s797 wrote
Reply to comment by velocilfaptor in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
They did it during the covid quarantine.
Nteagan t1_je8r8xe wrote
Yeah me thinks someone's been swinging their schlong around.
vector_ejector t1_je8ot9l wrote
Reply to One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
Who are the Britons!?
0x1e t1_je8nomr wrote
Reply to comment by cheap_walmart_art in Surf lifesaving club members shocked over 'no nudity' policy in change rooms by jewsif91
Because every accusation is a confession.
DareDaDerrida t1_je8n5cv wrote
Reply to comment by 66ChickenHens in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
See, the whole issue is that these guys do not have universal dental care.
Alaskabear-235 t1_je8kjas wrote
Reply to comment by CoLuMn1 in Defrocked Catholic priest accused of molesting a boy still runs charity for kids by kangarooturd
Ok, political scientists and other analysts regard the left as: anarchists, communists, socialists, democratic socialists, social democrats, left liberations, progressives and social liberals, movements for racial equality, trade unionism. Wikipedia.org
Swing to the left Jan 2023 edition : CNN, VOX, NBC,MSMBC, TMZ and more libguides.com.edu
My main point is that the news and politics is using people, turning them on to one another, distracting them from the real issue. Our cash will die when we switch to the only digital currency that’ll be considered money. A central government coin. Everyone will be controlled. You want to buy food, get rid of all of everything we don’t agree with. It’s where we’re headed, I hope Klaus Shwaub fails and I wrong about all of this. China desires data more than money so I’ve heard, I’m sure it’s the same with other countries including ours.
kuku-kukuku t1_je8hvtq wrote
Reply to comment by wycbhm in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
Don’t forget the curvaceous musical instrument
ManMadeMyth t1_je8gaav wrote
Reply to Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
If he puts them all on at once he can see microbes.
BobbyP27 t1_je8y1zb wrote
Reply to comment by Wojtas_ in Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldn’t Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
That assumes they are custom products. Reading glasses are often standard off-the-shelf items that you find for sale at places like pharmacies.