I mean, if we could just somehow mass produce these spectacle things, we could put a pair in front of, like, everything you ever wanted to look at.

This sounds like a local Onion story

Good luck to the kids doing GCSEs in the future

I only have the bed, garage, 3D printer workstation, and office workstation, but then my glasses cost $20 each because each eye is different and dime store glasses won't work for me. I should add some to the living room, though. Thanks for the reminder!

Not unlikely to anyone who knows them both.

Briton, one of a people inhabiting Britain before the Anglo-Saxon invasions beginning in the 5th century AD. -Britannica

Because everyone agrees pedophiles are awful and if they don't hate the person you say is a pedophile then they are one

Sure the government can raise taxes, as they should for numerous reasons. But The Federal Reserve is not controlled by the government. They will do their own thing.

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I had both taken out by a dentist with full anesthesia and demanding laughing gas on top of it despite going into the surgery high in the first place.

Terrible mix btw

This person is an embarrassment, and the fact that Speaker McCarthy continues to allow this nonsense tells you a lot about him.

We're gonna end up with a generation of fucking weird kids who think seeing a naked adult in a changing room is child abuse.

Gotta love the company's response to the guy's son asking if they would buy them back:
> If you can't shift them, you might want to consider adding an extra 118 eyes to your dad's face.

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1. I have a dentist, in fact the 6 month family checkup is next week

2. It's not free, costs something like £50

6.8 million have performed dentistry on themselves (perhaps including giving a child a toffee so their tooth finally comes out). 3.4 million have done this in the "last 2 years" (presumably a lot when dentists were closed due to covid)

Always

That's the same with any show with a laugh track. The pauses for the laughs make them sound very unnatural if you remove them, but if you didn't have laugh tracks you wouldn't have those pauses.

I honestly do not know how no real consequences came from this. My friend stopped me after about a half an hour as it was making his girlfriend uncomfortable.

and more importantly, her constituents think she nailed it.

It’s weird to think about but my wife has accidentally put in at least two or three because she thought they had fallen out at night. Now that she’s near blind, she can tell the difference before feeling it.

Theyll make the font smaller to get more sales. Don't you know anything about biizzznizzz.

This comment just made me choke on my soup, thanks for reminding me about contact lady

Reminds me of the scene in The Simpsons where Lisa asks to see Homer's manifesto and one of the items on the list is "world domination", and he says "oh, that must be a typo".