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Jaegerbombqueen t1_jebn4by wrote
Reply to comment by Hector_P_Catt in Wee the people: Republican Boebert presses DC witness on public urination by maxitobonito
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newsman0719 t1_jeblw46 wrote
Whatâs next? The âCongressional Medal of the Golden Showerâ?
yhwhx t1_jebluo5 wrote
Reply to comment by 2parthuman in Yankees Flex on MLB with Unique Request as They Run Out of Numbers by pandaKrusher
I was thinking emojis.
frankie109 t1_jebkw4o wrote
Reply to Dad Accidentally Orders 60 Pairs of Reading Glasses Because He Couldnât Read A Website by MrILostTheGame
That's what I call gettong an eyeful. đ
halfbakedpizzapie t1_jebkoi5 wrote
Reply to Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Clearly they have not consulted the ancient lore
jh_2719 t1_jebjoiw wrote
Reply to comment by cdiddy19 in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
You can get heavily subsidised dentistry on the NHS, most adults fall off that register and have to go private if they don't keep up the appointments, though.
DeaDGoDXIV t1_jebjakl wrote
Reply to comment by 2parthuman in Yankees Flex on MLB with Unique Request as They Run Out of Numbers by pandaKrusher
"Why are you 7/8?"
"All the whole numbers were taken."
bubba7557 t1_jebi8tl wrote
Reply to One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
I mean, wasn't that obvious already?
knockfart t1_jebfaf4 wrote
Reply to comment by firedmyass in Wee the people: Republican Boebert presses DC witness on public urination by maxitobonito
Huh?
moolid t1_jebf1zn wrote
Reply to Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by Shiny_Black-Pan
I'm seeing this type of new a lot recently. Last one was a month or two ago
2parthuman t1_jebe7n6 wrote
Should the start using letters after the numbers or go with decimals or fractions?
eighty2angelfan t1_jebdjaa wrote
Reply to Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
My buddy once got banned from Target for punching some pranksters that were prankiing an older woman by making fake boxes (painted foam) fall on her. The college kids got nothing.
junulee t1_jebc1co wrote
Reply to comment by bobkmertz in Surf lifesaving club members shocked over 'no nudity' policy in change rooms by jewsif91
That policy doesnât seem unreasonable, but the sign posted doesnât say anything about children. It reads:
No Nudity in Change Rooms
Shower in your Swimming Costume / Change with a towel around you
If you are caught breaching the Rule you will be called before the clubs disciplinary committee
Report all breaches to a Board member, MP or the Patrol
SelectiveSanity t1_jebbb1p wrote
Reply to Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
The only difference between joke and being an asshole is who you're trying to make laugh.
suckmaroot t1_jebat6g wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaway08080909070 in Angry residents of âProtestant villageâ replace Irish language sign with Union flags by Vostok-aregreat-710
Bugger that, England can bleeding well have them.
japadobo t1_jeb9scc wrote
MaleficentPi t1_jeb920c wrote
Reply to comment by Hector_P_Catt in Wee the people: Republican Boebert presses DC witness on public urination by maxitobonito
Funny thing about that...
He says that he was only going to the bathroom...
... In the hallway of a bowling alley...
Yeah, we can probably just go ahead and note that the likelihood the wife of a sex predator busted for public urination and exposure is very very obsessed about public urination and exposure.
firedmyass t1_jeb8q4h wrote
Reply to comment by knockfart in Wee the people: Republican Boebert presses DC witness on public urination by maxitobonito
We know youâre embarrassed, but spamming that ridiculous implication wonât work.
[deleted] t1_jeb81ly wrote
Reply to Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by dread_beard
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CAPSLOCKCHAMP t1_jeb5wmv wrote
Reply to comment by TechyDad in Stanford study warns against charging electric cars at home overnight by Kodiak01
The Tesla app lets you specify when it starts charging at home to avoid high rates. We pay reduced rate in evening so my home charge starts after midnight
Crazy_280zx t1_jeb58b5 wrote
Reply to comment by ItsNotButtFucker3000 in U.S. driver charged with stunt driving 'didn't realize' Canadian speed limits aren't posted miles by agaric
40 over isnât even that crazy. Thatâs really harsh
Inconceivable-2020 t1_jeb32f8 wrote
Reply to comment by VanDenBroeck in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
Christmas, Easter, and the inevitable Wedding or Funeral.
thefakejacob t1_jeb2lwc wrote
Reply to City of Toronto puts up sign limiting barking at dog park, removes it following public scrutiny by nimobo
people dont know that some quirks people have might cause them to have a panic attack over the sound of dog barking
MySockHurts t1_jebn5li wrote
Reply to Stanford study warns against charging electric cars at home overnight by Kodiak01
EV drivers shouldn't change to accommodate the electrical grid. The electrical grid should change to accommodate EV drivers.