Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Wagnaard t1_jech97x wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Well said. Fuck these assholes.
Scout_is_pog t1_jecgv4z wrote
Reply to Rey Mysterio: The Beating That I Give My Son Is Dedicated To All Those Dads Putting Up With Their Kids by Retloh
All along, Dominik was correct.
KaisarDragon t1_jecgnz5 wrote
And when the moderator asked, rhetorically, to the rest of the group if THEY wanted to say anything about public urination, she said "I do!"
She both wanted to talk about it more AND answered a rhetorical question.
WaytoomanyUIDs t1_jecglaw wrote
Reply to comment by Namika in Too big for Switzerland? Credit Suisse rescue creates bank twice the size of the economy by Kl--------k
Russians mobsters and kleptocrats bank in Cyprus and Azerbaijan these days.
likeasirjohn t1_jecgfm2 wrote
Reply to Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
Ok..everyone pair off with a partner....oh wait.
[deleted] t1_jecg8bv wrote
Reply to comment by mr-louzhu in No more goat snuggles: Local family farmers pull out of events due to backlash by Sandstorm400
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Royal-Possibility219 t1_jecfzbb wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Stop trying to justify this stupid shit as “kids doing dumb shit”. Don’t mess with others. Period. If your actions cause harm, then you deserve to be punished.
MaleficentPi t1_jecejmd wrote
Reply to comment by Secure_Estate5098 in Wee the people: Republican Boebert presses DC witness on public urination by maxitobonito
... I mean I'm not going to say it explains a lot, her dating a sex predator, but it kinda explains a lot
DaveOJ12 t1_jece8sd wrote
Dye_Harder t1_jecda1d wrote
Can't use it as wrapping paper, useless.
WizardofGewgaws t1_jeccpzm wrote
Reply to comment by Vostok-aregreat-710 in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
Toothache
Secure_Estate5098 t1_jeccg0r wrote
Reply to comment by MaleficentPi in Wee the people: Republican Boebert presses DC witness on public urination by maxitobonito
>"Allegedly"
One of the girls was Boebert herself.
Eyegis-Garr t1_jecc98i wrote
Reply to comment by TrainsDontHunt in Stanford study warns against charging electric cars at home overnight by Kodiak01
They're piping dangerous electricity to houses with children in them!
lana_rice t1_jec8398 wrote
Reply to comment by Tombstone_Shadow in Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver
You win the internet
neotericnewt t1_jec6e77 wrote
Reply to comment by oddballAstronomer in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
>She had a heart attack
No she didn't, she panicked and passed out. She was stable when she was taken to the hospital. That's why it's being called an "acute heart issue" and not a heart attack.
Like I said, I agree that people shouldn't be trying to make tiktok videos out of scaring strangers, but this is just kids being dumb. Fourteen year olds often do dumb things, and putting a bucket on a strangers head is a pretty mild example of "dumb things kid do".
DJWGibson t1_jec67z4 wrote
Reply to Rey Mysterio: The Beating That I Give My Son Is Dedicated To All Those Dads Putting Up With Their Kids by Retloh
Kinda Oniony, as it sounds horrible and he is going to try to beat his son.
twat69 t1_jec60ls wrote
Reply to comment by vector_ejector in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
Do you see the violence inherent in the system?
IamtheWalrus53 t1_jec5xrr wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaway08080909070 in Angry residents of ‘Protestant village’ replace Irish language sign with Union flags by Vostok-aregreat-710
If they're anything like the English here in Québec, they will never leave because they are superior and have a god given right - no, obligation - to civilise the natives until they no longer exist as a distinct nation.
Shiny_Black-Pan OP t1_jec5p6i wrote
Reply to comment by tryoracle in Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by Shiny_Black-Pan
Yeah fr
Fe7n t1_jec5mbk wrote
Reply to comment by VoidHuntG03 in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
I didn't remove them. Just the tissue on top of them that kept getting infected because the teeth were too sharp and the tissue would just eventually heal and enclose the teeth again
Fe7n t1_jec55gt wrote
Reply to comment by OneHundredEighty180 in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
Hahaha 😂
tryoracle t1_jec4skx wrote
Reply to comment by Dirty_Quesadilla in Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by Shiny_Black-Pan
Asking the real questions here
Tombstone_Shadow t1_jec46ra wrote
…and at 11:00 footage of the beached orca rescue on butt plug island.
WildFire97936 t1_jec45hy wrote
I would not get in that water, dolphins are rape-y enough without dildos involved.
bob0matic t1_jeci0e1 wrote
Reply to Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
What happened to over population? Remember all the billions and how earth is dying?