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IknowRambo t1_jecne15 wrote

They lifted that a few years ago when they realized how fucking dumb it was to have a preference on primarily male children in a one child house hold. The logic was that the guy gives his name to the woman and he is the inheritor of the family’s wealth, possessions, etc.

Now they are looking around and realizing that, for lack of a better term a sausage party in China and the country is full of the elderly and primarily men and not enough children.

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ashoka_akira t1_jeckio8 wrote

sure it’s just kids being dumb but in a nation where apparently you’re all carrying perhaps surprising people in public is a dangerous act? it’s the same logic we used to teach children not to poke bears…

and unlike a bear which is big and furry and easily identifiable it could be the little grandma who’s packing.

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miserygoop t1_jeciyxw wrote

"Guys, please keep producing fresh meat for the grinder; we really need it. Please bear children.

"Not until you begin to seriously consider the future and acknowledge that you have the ability to improve it but deliberately decide not to do so,"

The best I can do is give you a week off and limit your ability to control your body.

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