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megustaALLthethings t1_jed1g91 wrote
Reply to comment by ashoka_akira in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I’m assuming the kids are moderately well off white kids. Bc the kids would be shot by now if they were not.
gorka_la_pork t1_jed14w3 wrote
Reply to comment by jgiovagn in Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver
They couldn't at least portmanteau the name into Dildolphins?
megustaALLthethings t1_jed13pe wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Likely says the person that is dismissive of their kids, if they have or will have some, when they do shit to others.
At fourteen you need an asswhoopin if you go out and harass people for stupid shit. Being young never excuses bullshit.
moopcat t1_jed123l wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
And kids need to learn there are consequences for their actions.
SmokePot t1_jed0zcj wrote
Confederate states are governed by drooling idiots
moopcat t1_jed0z1k wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
It is an assault, she didn’t ask for them to put a bucket on her head. Dumb that you’re still defending it even though you’re pretending you’re not defending it.
Royal-Possibility219 t1_jed0vao wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Absolutely, it’s assault which resulted in harm to an individual. These “pranks” for likes are fucking bs and until something is done it will continue to happen. Let me tell you if someone did that shit to me idgaf who you are, I’m taking to you to the ground and you might go to sleep.
bob0matic t1_jed0h6z wrote
Reply to comment by RealRobc2582 in Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
They must smell war and know they'll need some extra people.
repressedegenerate t1_jed055r wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
same energy as "teacher teacher you forgot to collect our homework!!"🤓
SharanskyWailer t1_jed04dg wrote
One of them's the guy who interrogated the TikTok CEO, isn't it?
"Can TikTok access mah home Wah-Fah?"
vacri t1_jed03g0 wrote
"party of small government"...
dougaderly t1_jed02jl wrote
Took me years to figure out the "small" in small government used the "petty" definition of small.
MyVoiceIsElevating t1_jeczrop wrote
Reply to comment by eternalbuzz in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Shit now they’re going to report you too.
neotericnewt t1_jeczmwz wrote
Reply to comment by Royal-Possibility219 in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I'm not justifying their actions. The kids should come forward and they should apologize to the woman. And... that should probably be about it. The police are saying they're investigating it as an assault, which is absurd.
Do you genuinely believe that some high-school kids should face jail time or criminal charges because they put a bucket on someone's head?
disdkatster t1_jeczf2t wrote
JHC what is wrong with these folk!? Talk about micro-managing. What happen to the party of personal freedom? I guess that only applies to corporations now days.
FelixVulgaris t1_jecze52 wrote
People who invented participation trophies for their kids try to score political points by making a show of getting rid of them.
Weather at 10. Back to you Ronnie!
neotericnewt t1_jeczdt8 wrote
Reply to comment by Nakedstar in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
>She couldn’t just push it off her head in a hurry
It's a plastic bucket, you can just pick it up.
I'm not saying it's acceptable to prank strangers like this, I find it pretty obnoxious, but we're talking about kids. They weren't trying to hurt anybody, they just did a dumb joke. I don't think the pitchforks are necessary. Kids are stupid.
GrandPriapus t1_jecz18r wrote
“Participation trophies” are nothing new. In the 1949 short Junior Rodeo Daredevils the kids all get participation trophies (awards for tryin’) at the end. Seeing as boomers would only have 3-years-old at the time, I’d suggest this isn’t a modern phenomenon.
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bria9509 t1_jecytmm wrote
Reply to comment by Dirty_Quesadilla in Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by Shiny_Black-Pan
What? I dunno.... aarrrggghhh!!!
Royal-Possibility219 t1_jecyriz wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Again, you’re saying “people shouldn’t mess with other people” but…… “kids are kids” that’s like someone trying to apologize then going on to say, “but” then go on to try how to say they were in the right somehow and justify their actions.
eternalbuzz t1_jecy9ya wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I’m going to guess you took your hall monitor job very seriously
mr-louzhu t1_jecy19s wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in No more goat snuggles: Local family farmers pull out of events due to backlash by Sandstorm400
I never said I was surrounded by deranged assholes. Just every vegan I’ve ever met has been one.
whitea44 t1_jed1hkp wrote
Reply to Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
It’s not a prank, it’s a crime.