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lowercase0112358 t1_jed6sl2 wrote
Reply to Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Those pranks are illegal. Imagine doing that in a state with a personal castle law.
Imagine posting the evidence online.
whynonamesopen t1_jed6k6a wrote
Reply to comment by bob0matic in Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
Turns out saving the Earth is bad for the economy in the short term which is all that matters apparently.
Tooththepick t1_jed697l wrote
Reply to Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
Another article that misquotes people who want to make a scene. more striking than
Nine Chinese vocational colleges are currently on spring break for one week.
gone_offroad t1_jed5fo6 wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
"After being taken to the hospital, Clay-Monaghan reportedly says she was told she suffered an “acute heart issue” which caused her to pass out"
Educational_Hawk1029 t1_jed4nue wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Absolutely. My issue is that I refuse to allow some little asshat to harm me or my child. Bucket lands on my head and I can’t be held responsible for who gets hurt.
JimC29 t1_jed4lc4 wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Not very Oniony, but it should be. I will allow it.
dvdmaven t1_jed4jkv wrote
It would be great if PGE gave hourly usage breakdowns to download. Something they offered before and it was handy to determine if time-of-day bills would save money. The data isn't available any more (or very well buried). In any case, when we buy an EV, we will probably just use a 120v/20amp circuit. Our heat pump is the main power pig.
neotericnewt t1_jed492y wrote
Reply to comment by Nivosus in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
>If you hurt somebody, you're liable.
Nobody was hurt. The woman was taken to the hospital with nothing wrong with her. She freaked out, went to the hospital, and was fine.
Because she had a plastic bucket put on her head. That's it.
JohnnyTight_Lips t1_jed469a wrote
Reply to comment by jgiovagn in Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver
Dibs on the band name
neotericnewt t1_jed428i wrote
Reply to comment by Educational_Hawk1029 in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
The hospital didn't say she suffered an acute heart issue, the woman in question is the one who said that. I agree, that's not something a hospital would say.
>And if I thought they were going to hurt me or my child, I don’t care if they are only 14, one of them would likely end up in the hospital.
If you'd beat children until they needed to be hospitalized because they put a plastic bucket on your head for laughs, I'm sorry, but you're the one with the issue.
Aware_Pool5073 t1_jed41sp wrote
Reply to comment by IknowRambo in Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
The problem is even worse because of the one child policy longevity. Most family’s in China still have one child and treat it as the proper norm. 20 years of brainwashing has fucked over the entire population of China for the next century.
China is a sausage fest.
eternalbuzz t1_jed40vc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Wait.. am I supposed to report you now for calling other person an asshole?
Be better lol
Killawife t1_jed3urg wrote
Those god damn horny dolphins.
Kaiser_-_Karl t1_jed3lt8 wrote
Its actually a really sad story to read. 3 dolphins already dead and 7 still trapped in the bay. Their having to haul them by hand to snowmobiles and then onto trucks to transport them to a safe bay. They've rigged ropes and weights to try and slow the ice encroaching further into the bay and buy the dolphins time.
virgilreality t1_jed3f2d wrote
They're really stuck up in there...
^(Thanks, I'll show myself out...)
ImageComfortable2843 t1_jed3557 wrote
Reply to Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
The only positive aspect of going to war would be watching all these little tiktokers get drafted.
theshogun02 t1_jed2bd7 wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Exciting but not surprising results. Those charged with upholding the law tend to be the ones that think they are above it.
[deleted] t1_jed1txn wrote
Reply to comment by eternalbuzz in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
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Educational_Hawk1029 t1_jed1tjc wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Frankly they deserve a fine, probation, community service, and a swift kick in the ass.
Nivosus t1_jed1rxv wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Depends. Kids have received jail time for pulling chairs out from people and causing them to slip and fall, which in some rare cases can result in severe head injuries.
People have gone to jail for pranks in the past.
If you hurt somebody, you're liable. Even if you claim it was "just a prank"
It isn't hard to come to such a basic conclusion. Don't defend assholes. If you hurt somebody, you pay for your actions. If you don't want to go to jail, don't hurt people. Full stop. Be better.
Royal-Possibility219 t1_jed1r3r wrote
Reply to comment by megustaALLthethings in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Exactly. He either did dumb shot like this as a kid or has kids who do dumb shit.
mcs_987654321 t1_jed1qkv wrote
Reply to comment by jgiovagn in Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver
Literally just James Cook fucking around with his buddies while leading the survey team, Newfoundland’s got loads of great town and landscape feature names (+ the best people you could ever hope to meet).
Educational_Hawk1029 t1_jed1p4l wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Actually she likely went into SVT. No hospital will ever call a panic attack an acute heart issue. And if I thought they were going to hurt me or my child, I don’t care if they are only 14, one of them would likely end up in the hospital.
[deleted] t1_jed1hl5 wrote
Reply to comment by repressedegenerate in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
:)
BadSanna t1_jed725x wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Wait, police corruption is real?!?!