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Semarcu t1_jedl6e2 wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
Wait, she don't look Mexican or drag to me.
kaviaaripurkki t1_jedkzxr wrote
Reply to Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Ban TikTok
PinkGayPunk t1_jedkv34 wrote
Sad that three already perished. Hopefully, the rest can be freed. But lol
echaa t1_jedkuk0 wrote
Reply to comment by az78 in Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
But lucky them! There's loads of newly single Russian women!
RMSQM t1_jedku46 wrote
Literally nothing is too petty for them.
blazelet t1_jedkt0l wrote
Reply to comment by vacri in NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y
They are the party of big government and their game is trickle up economics.
blazelet t1_jedkqgb wrote
Reply to comment by FelixVulgaris in NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y
Killer comment - this is the game.
Their kids are special, everyone else's are either priviliged shits or immigrants.
Crispyclim t1_jedkqb6 wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
Let me make this clear. Both ends of the stick are working in their favour. They are the dealers as well as the people tasked with apprehending fentanyl users. They essentially cut off the dealers' second source of income by arresting them. So what do you do? Avoid taking any action at all. That's what's going on right now, isn't it? Fair enough
blazelet t1_jedkl5w wrote
Reply to comment by WimpyLimpet in NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y
Agree completely, but what would you define as "the real issues" ?
blazelet t1_jedkjoo wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y
Small government republicans, constantly working to ensure government do the smallest things.
americasweetheart t1_jedk81f wrote
Reply to Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
The lady has 8 month old twins. She was probably psyched to actually go somewhere alone without holding a baby for a few minutes. Then a group of fucking sociopaths put something over her head, the most vulnerable part of her body. I am getting anxious just thinking about it. Honestly, fuck those kids. I don't believe in corporal punishment but my lizard brain is saying I'd love to wring their necks myself.
jhmpremium89 t1_jedk3hz wrote
Reply to comment by bob0matic in Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
Overpopulation is mostly a developing nation phenomenon. Developed nations have below replacement birth rates.
Resident_Spell_2052 t1_jedjym5 wrote
Reply to Another pigeon wearing a smuggling backpack has been found inside a B.C. prison by Shiny_Black-Pan
I guess they can't carry a Colt 45.
RobsEvilTwin t1_jedjeym wrote
Reply to comment by eighty2angelfan in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
How is that funny? She could fall and seriously injure herself.
Tito_Tito_1_ t1_jediyxd wrote
"Who told you guys we're 'stranded?'"
teeesstoo t1_jediyb1 wrote
Reply to comment by jgiovagn in Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver
Think they must be mixed up with Lord of the Rings
siguefish t1_jediqob wrote
Reply to comment by eighty2angelfan in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Sports fans will tell you: The refs never see the cheap shot, but they catch the retaliation.
magnumdongchad t1_jedinr8 wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Remember someone else theorizing that the rapid influx of fentanyl in the us is actually being done by some alphabet agency with an ulterior motive
laf1157 t1_jedijyl wrote
Reply to Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
Also the one child and strong preference toward boys led to far more boys than girls limiting the number of potential couples.
joescott2176 t1_jedi5v2 wrote
Reply to comment by Bokbreath in Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
I second this!
Ozymandias0007 t1_jedhytx wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
She was so bold, it was reckless. She sent packages using the POA's UPS account and kept trafficking and doing business AFTER she was questioned for buying and selling drugs. Damn, she couldn't lay low for even a few months. She either thought investigators were really stupid or she was really smart (untouchable).
Gloomy-Ad1171 t1_jedhh8w wrote
Reply to comment by HaAnotherLlama in NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y
You support the government outlawing private orgs from giving awards?
free_umi t1_jedhctb wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
She would know and understand how lethal fentanyl is and how it is mixed with other substances, with theend user being unaware of the fentanyl. She knows she caused avoidable deaths. She should be tried as the major orgnised crime gamg member that she is and not as the rezpectable persona she masqueraded as. That was a front.
gone_offroad t1_jedh0du wrote
Reply to comment by neotericnewt in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I'll try typing as slow as I can, because it seems like you can't read that fast. "reportedly says she was told she suffered an “acute heart issue” Was told. W a s t o l d
Matty_Poppinz t1_jedlbkh wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
Time to start the rico investigation into the police unions, just like they would into any other union.