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symolan t1_jedt7d0 wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
She looks like the typical dealer.
xetal1 t1_jedt30d wrote
Reply to Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
Jesus, what a devious website design. I click on declining cookies and it needs "a few minutes to save my preferences"?!
fewding t1_jedt2ri wrote
Reply to Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
Damn what a shame. I would be livid if it happemed a single time, but 17?!? Absolutely ridiculous. Sad to hear they had to move out.
UniqueUsername812 t1_jedt0g9 wrote
Reply to Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
Wow. I thought I was unlucky after two separate police chases about a year apart ended on my property.
One was the local alcoholic little league coach and the other was a driver named after a Star Wars character (yes, really), I looked him up a couple years back and saw he had since passed away.
thewebspinner t1_jedspso wrote
Reply to comment by Tombstone_Shadow in Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver
Followed by whale watching at cock-ring bay.
RPDRNick t1_jedsmos wrote
Reply to Jim’s Mowing founder Jim Penman secedes from Victoria, declares himself king by SnooStories6404
I dub thee Sir Lance-a-Lawn.
CorpFillip t1_jedslwn wrote
Reply to Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
So many cultures assume they must preserve their current state.
China has housing, food, traffic, pollution, water, infrastructure, disease, governance and lawlessness problems… all of which trace to population too high.
Forcasualtalking t1_jedsgyy wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
She was interviewed about it, and then the next week ordered more fentanyl from China? …???
Shok_wave t1_jedsamk wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
Fuck that woman, she probably caused a few deaths.
-Saksham- t1_jeds9wm wrote
Reply to Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
I feel like the people who like pranking on this level are mentally unstable 😐
Thisguyh3r30 t1_jeds5qy wrote
Reply to Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
Just tear down the house and start a McDonald’s franchise there. Poor guy!
peterodactyl t1_jeds0dm wrote
Vostok-aregreat-710 t1_jedrudr wrote
Reply to comment by WizardofGewgaws in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
Thanks
Vostok-aregreat-710 OP t1_jedrqzk wrote
Reply to comment by pellicat in Angry residents of ‘Protestant village’ replace Irish language sign with Union flags by Vostok-aregreat-710
Back
Vostok-aregreat-710 OP t1_jedrqks wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Angry residents of ‘Protestant village’ replace Irish language sign with Union flags by Vostok-aregreat-710
Fuck the pope and the IRA used for anti Irish dog whistling
furrybass t1_jedrkly wrote
Reply to comment by VoDoka in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
The same way crack was sold to black communities by alphabet people.
ross_styx t1_jedrfue wrote
Benevolent_Grouch t1_jedr0sc wrote
Jesus the 3 they pulled out all died? That’s terrible
-Little-death- t1_jedqxbp wrote
Reply to Jim’s Mowing founder Jim Penman secedes from Victoria, declares himself king by SnooStories6404
I used to think Jim's mowing was a local business specific to my small town and a girl from schools dad was Jim.
brookedits t1_jedqq70 wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
Police unions are seriously corrupt.
Even after being discovered intimidating journalists, the Vallejo police union president kept his job.
Amerikkona t1_jedqhux wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
The fish rots from the top to the bottom.
mindoffgames t1_jedqd2s wrote
Reply to Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
Toss the book at this scumbag
[deleted] t1_jedq0xy wrote
Reply to Bearded man smashes women’s weightlighting record held by trans lifter by TempWeightliftingAcc
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fucktrutin t1_jedps6y wrote
Reply to San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
To protect and serve.
Tiny_Teach_5466 t1_jedtd3n wrote
Reply to Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver
It's a trap!