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misterfriend t1_jedz8x2 wrote
Reply to comment by Thisguyh3r30 in Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
I mean, enough is enough, am I right?
McDonald's would first ask if that house was built on top of an old cemetary. Either way, they'll buy the property, they just want to know if they can exorcise the area first.
WaytoomanyUIDs t1_jedypn5 wrote
Reply to comment by tinainthebar in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
That's just for a basic stuff like extractions. Anything else covered falls into a more expensive band.
rileyoneill t1_jedyl8j wrote
Reply to comment by GrandPriapus in NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y
Participation trophies came around in the 1920s and were most popular in the 60s, when the boomers were kids, and didn't become controversial until the 1990s, when Millennials were kids.
NessyComeHome t1_jedyjxg wrote
Reply to comment by VoDoka in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
Wouldn't be the first time...
https://oig.justice.gov/sites/default/files/archive/special/9712/ch01p1.htm
https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/big-white-lie-cia-and-cocainecrack-epidemic
Gary Webb, who wrote Dark Allaince that exposed the CIA funneling cocaine to the streets that led to the crack epidemic, was found dead, and his death ruled a suicide. Gary was really determined to die, he shot himself twice in the back of the head.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jedygaw wrote
Reply to comment by Duvelthehobbit in Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
Or maybe a wall?
Arquen_Marille t1_jedxzlt wrote
Reply to comment by beepbeepsheepbot in NC senators propose eliminating participation trophies for youth sports by SpudB0y
Exactly! We didn’t demand them!
TheMarksmanHedgehog t1_jedxx08 wrote
Reply to Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
If I were forced to live in that house I'd make a fence out of steel I-Beams driven deep in to the ground, possibly even braced on the other side.
Heck, maybe line the strike face with old tyres for the sake of the idiots who keep crashing in to it.
Dr_Vegetable t1_jedxv2n wrote
Reply to comment by echaa in Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
I know you joke. But russia is so nationalistic russian women will not be interested in chinese bachelors. Anything south (east?) of a wealthy arab is a no-no
Dr_Vegetable t1_jedxpcs wrote
Reply to Chinese Colleges Are Giving Students A Week Off To 'Fall In Love' As The Country Struggles To Keep Its Birth Rate Up by Mynameis__--__
u/zhumao ayo, what’s up? can you elaborate?
WaytoomanyUIDs t1_jedxm83 wrote
Reply to comment by 66ChickenHens in One in ten Britons have performed dentistry on themselves, half in the last two years by Schneetmacher
Dentistry was always the red-headed stepchild of the NHS. You only get limited free dentistry if you are under 16 or on benefits. Otherwise NHS patients have to pay for that limited range of treatments. Often dentists finagle it so they and the NHS end up paying more than it would cost a private patient (dentists are contractors to the NHS, not employees).
And the Tories have been systematically destroying the NHS over the last 13 years. As a result most dental surgeries have stopped taking new NHS patients.
i-am-the-fly- t1_jedx9ko wrote
Is an icebreaker going to need to penetrate Dildo cove?
CliffsNote5 t1_jedx2lz wrote
Reply to comment by Twofaceraven in Executive Director of the San Jose Police Officers’ Association charged with importing fentanyl by ChocolateTsar
The fentanyl safety campaigns are just market protection. The only safe fentanyl is officer Friendly’s.
RigasUT t1_jedwka8 wrote
Reply to Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
This is yet-another example of the major problems with the city design of most North American cities. This house is located on the junction of a stroad, making it especially vulnerable to drunk drivers.
Stroads are dangerous for the people on them and inefficient at what they are supposed to do.
GyakuBoop t1_jedwf1l wrote
Reply to comment by girlglock in Bearded man smashes women’s weightlighting record held by trans lifter by TempWeightliftingAcc
We can, can you?
arkygeomojo t1_jedw83b wrote
Reply to comment by Forcasualtalking in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
That’s the tidbit that had me scratching my damn head too. From the department computer, no less.
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jedw377 wrote
Reply to Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
All 17 came to extend their car warranty...
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_jedvzyb wrote
Reply to comment by UniqueUsername812 in Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
Chewbacca???
GetlostMaps t1_jedvld9 wrote
Reply to Jim’s Mowing founder Jim Penman secedes from Victoria, declares himself king by SnooStories6404
He can declare himself a Christmas ham if he wants. It doesn't change anything.
TheLairyLemur t1_jedv6ot wrote
Reply to comment by WaytoomanyUIDs in Joburg pastor still dead, despite entire year awaiting resurrection in morgue by mechsuit-jalapeno
Well?
LuccaJolyne t1_jedusdh wrote
Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
Okay but let's face it, if you're going to do chase someone in a forklift, why wouldn't you laugh maniacally?
TowarzyszSowiet t1_jeduqvu wrote
Reply to comment by Nakedstar in Woman hospitalized after being pranked for TikTok video in Target store by GaryOaksAlcoholism
>A mother of twins was shopping at Target in Tustin by herself when someone put a bucket over her head.
Okay, I might not like what they did, but why would you lie about what happened when we, presumably, all can read?
[deleted] t1_jedtwuo wrote
Reply to comment by _sarten in Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver
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Duvelthehobbit t1_jedtutz wrote
Reply to comment by fewding in Man forced to leave home after 17 different cars crashed into his property by ilikeboyswithglasses
Once is an accident. When your house gets crashed into 17 times, there must be a problem in the road design. The people living there should be compensated and something has to be done to the road to make it safer for the road users and the people living in the house.
Blakut t1_jedtkkn wrote
Reply to Portland man laughed ‘maniacally’ while chasing pedestrian in stolen $80k forklift, police say by Jorgyjorg32
driving a forklift without a certification, that's life in prison buddy
agonizedn t1_jedzokl wrote
Reply to comment by furrybass in San Jose police union exec charged with attempt to import, sell valeryl fentanyl, officials say by MySixSense
I means something OTHER than tax dollars has to pay for the cia